shdon

291 pts ยท August 10, 2014


How sad that we live in a time where the only thing that makes it obvious that it's not real is the Onion logo. I for one would not be even remotely surprised if that asswipe legitimately did same something like that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful plumage!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is any one of these not named Karen?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For an instant, I misread it as "a nice lynch spot for people" and that still works.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A week of vacation? Would they really be that generous? Be serious!

5 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Satan would have to give up supreme dominion over hell to Mitch.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear I will cheer so hard when they fucking sack of garbage finally goes on his one way trip to hell

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake news... He doesn't have an English teacher. And if he does, they're doing such a bad job that they should be fired regardless of the shutdown.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me guess... She wonders why?

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many people did. Besides me, that is. Never done AI video generation before and I'm not surprised at how janky it is.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I do not understand how anyone ever votes for them without being stupid/evil" ... Occam's razor... those people ARE stupid and/or evil!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That made me laugh way harder than I'm willing to admit.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first one just looks high as a kite!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think his lips need to move for that. He can do it in writing. Heck, as long as he has a pulse, he's lying.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is so gratifying to watch the fascist fuckwit destroying the couuntry.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't Trump want more executions? I could recommend 77302580 cases similar to this one.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, that is awesome!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strictly speaking, that's St. Basil's Cathedral, often mistaken for the Kremlin. Looks a lot better though. And I doubt most people would recognise the real Kremlin building. Now where do I get socks like these?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have a carrier that big, or is your stepbrother a liliputian?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those guys... everybody's a critic!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A heart attack? What makes you think he has a heart?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy really does have the intellectual capacity of a turnip with a learning disability, doesn't he?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a great story!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty picture, though the title is a bit disingenuous. Because of the way the physics works, the shadow of the observer will always be in the centre of the rainbow, no matter the timing.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grok is an AI chatbot (like the famous ChatGPT), created by Musk's AI company and is integrated with Twitter. Even his own AI hates him.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, she blew right past "burn" to end up in the vicinity of "complete incineration"!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you follow that through to its logical conclusion, all Americans are lesbians and there are no "straight" marriages. Wanna bet they still will move to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0