shareyourlight

8357 pts · January 15, 2017


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That girl is named Kaylin, I spent my teenage years with her. That episode was a complete lie, she just wanted the money lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got to say meaningful things to her before she passed, I hope that brings some closure. I wish you the best in these next months

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like that they didn't edit the forehead wrinkles out. Love the authenticity!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like this!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I had an exam that determined I needed surgery, and in the time between the exam and surgery, I developed an anal fissure. Which was fun for me.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOVE, thank you for sharing :)

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that, thank you :)

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Once or twice a year for surgery? I'm afraid to know what you meant

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fortunately I'm still kickin' because I was prescribed Assprin

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank you very much! Unfortunately I don't feel or look like Jeff Holdblum here, but the poop is just as prominent.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's wisdom coming from someone who knows what they're talking about! Thank you, MaleProstateMilker88.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I make it to heaven, I hope the roads are paved with fiber bricks and Miralax beaches. There's nothing on the planet like a healthy, happy bum!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like advice from a seasoned bum veteran. I wish you many heathly poops, Splendoinkasaurus.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In case you were wanting some unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, I recommend diet changes (Paleo) and Miralax more than anything else! I wish your bum many future healthy poops, DispatchMinion.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm doubtful of the stupid part. I've wondered for a few years if my sudden and intense need to poop IMMEDIATELY once I feel a small urge, has to do with my sympathetic nervous system. A Dr once told me that "dropping weight" was a way that our early ancestors escaped danger. I wonder if there's a physiological answer as to why it hits so suddenly.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are very welcome, Rogerwillpoo1974.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am also not fun at parties. Or actually, I wouldn't know because I don't get invited to parties.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's how I looked after soiling my adult diaper in the kitchen.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Make that *pulls down sunglasses* 5 times.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I will have a stern talking-to with the sneeze center of my brain.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is...really interesting. Thank you, DatDarthcaedus, I feel 1% smarter and will definitely use this fact whenever I sneak poop into a conversation.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I loved this commercial when it aired. But I'm a little disappointed that you didn't Rickroll me!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, I was just saying such things at lunch with Mr. Science and Professor Poop.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My giant heart and beautiful personality will keep me stable. Jk my massive bum will

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lactose intolerance, or a snail's pace to the toilet? We need to know, Monkeyfly.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which must hang above their fireplace for all their guests to see and not comment on.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm slowly getting to that point. I used to be SO embarrassed about having *whisper* (hemorrhoids), but it's not so bad as I talked about it more and more.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES I GUESS I LIED IM SO SORRY

8 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0