8357 pts · January 15, 2017
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That girl is named Kaylin, I spent my teenage years with her. That episode was a complete lie, she just wanted the money lol
You got to say meaningful things to her before she passed, I hope that brings some closure. I wish you the best in these next months
I really like that they didn't edit the forehead wrinkles out. Love the authenticity!
More like this!
I had an exam that determined I needed surgery, and in the time between the exam and surgery, I developed an anal fissure. Which was fun for me.
LOVE, thank you for sharing :)
I appreciate that, thank you :)
...Once or twice a year for surgery? I'm afraid to know what you meant
Fortunately I'm still kickin' because I was prescribed Assprin
Thank you very much! Unfortunately I don't feel or look like Jeff Holdblum here, but the poop is just as prominent.
That's wisdom coming from someone who knows what they're talking about! Thank you, MaleProstateMilker88.
If I make it to heaven, I hope the roads are paved with fiber bricks and Miralax beaches. There's nothing on the planet like a healthy, happy bum!
That sounds like advice from a seasoned bum veteran. I wish you many heathly poops, Splendoinkasaurus.
In case you were wanting some unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, I recommend diet changes (Paleo) and Miralax more than anything else! I wish your bum many future healthy poops, DispatchMinion.
I'm doubtful of the stupid part. I've wondered for a few years if my sudden and intense need to poop IMMEDIATELY once I feel a small urge, has to do with my sympathetic nervous system. A Dr once told me that "dropping weight" was a way that our early ancestors escaped danger. I wonder if there's a physiological answer as to why it hits so suddenly.
You are very welcome, Rogerwillpoo1974.
I am also not fun at parties. Or actually, I wouldn't know because I don't get invited to parties.
That's how I looked after soiling my adult diaper in the kitchen.
Make that *pulls down sunglasses* 5 times.
I will have a stern talking-to with the sneeze center of my brain.
That is...really interesting. Thank you, DatDarthcaedus, I feel 1% smarter and will definitely use this fact whenever I sneak poop into a conversation.
I loved this commercial when it aired. But I'm a little disappointed that you didn't Rickroll me!
Ah yes, I was just saying such things at lunch with Mr. Science and Professor Poop.
My giant heart and beautiful personality will keep me stable. Jk my massive bum will
Lactose intolerance, or a snail's pace to the toilet? We need to know, Monkeyfly.
Which must hang above their fireplace for all their guests to see and not comment on.
I'm slowly getting to that point. I used to be SO embarrassed about having *whisper* (hemorrhoids), but it's not so bad as I talked about it more and more.
YES I GUESS I LIED IM SO SORRY
That girl is named Kaylin, I spent my teenage years with her. That episode was a complete lie, she just wanted the money lol
You got to say meaningful things to her before she passed, I hope that brings some closure. I wish you the best in these next months
I really like that they didn't edit the forehead wrinkles out. Love the authenticity!
More like this!
I had an exam that determined I needed surgery, and in the time between the exam and surgery, I developed an anal fissure. Which was fun for me.
LOVE, thank you for sharing :)
I appreciate that, thank you :)
...Once or twice a year for surgery? I'm afraid to know what you meant
Fortunately I'm still kickin' because I was prescribed Assprin
Thank you very much! Unfortunately I don't feel or look like Jeff Holdblum here, but the poop is just as prominent.
That's wisdom coming from someone who knows what they're talking about! Thank you, MaleProstateMilker88.
If I make it to heaven, I hope the roads are paved with fiber bricks and Miralax beaches. There's nothing on the planet like a healthy, happy bum!
That sounds like advice from a seasoned bum veteran. I wish you many heathly poops, Splendoinkasaurus.
In case you were wanting some unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, I recommend diet changes (Paleo) and Miralax more than anything else! I wish your bum many future healthy poops, DispatchMinion.
I'm doubtful of the stupid part. I've wondered for a few years if my sudden and intense need to poop IMMEDIATELY once I feel a small urge, has to do with my sympathetic nervous system. A Dr once told me that "dropping weight" was a way that our early ancestors escaped danger. I wonder if there's a physiological answer as to why it hits so suddenly.
You are very welcome, Rogerwillpoo1974.
I am also not fun at parties. Or actually, I wouldn't know because I don't get invited to parties.
That's how I looked after soiling my adult diaper in the kitchen.
Make that *pulls down sunglasses* 5 times.
I will have a stern talking-to with the sneeze center of my brain.
That is...really interesting. Thank you, DatDarthcaedus, I feel 1% smarter and will definitely use this fact whenever I sneak poop into a conversation.
I loved this commercial when it aired. But I'm a little disappointed that you didn't Rickroll me!
Ah yes, I was just saying such things at lunch with Mr. Science and Professor Poop.
My giant heart and beautiful personality will keep me stable. Jk my massive bum will
Lactose intolerance, or a snail's pace to the toilet? We need to know, Monkeyfly.
Which must hang above their fireplace for all their guests to see and not comment on.
I'm slowly getting to that point. I used to be SO embarrassed about having *whisper* (hemorrhoids), but it's not so bad as I talked about it more and more.
YES I GUESS I LIED IM SO SORRY