shakes

29476 pts ยท March 18, 2011


It's that high level of professional maturity that makes me comfortable in displaying my genitalia to complete strangers

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

was the crowd chanting "Blow it in his face! Blow it in his face!!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My Flanders comment got zero votes awhile back now it's a web sensation? gonna have to start paying, bitches...lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Ya, Bob's just outside watering the plants"................with my jizz

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should be safe as long as you don't try to make it special by putting glitter on your anus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Selfie tip #2- Squeeze out those hard to reach farts before or after the picture

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always thought that that meant the year up until that point, seems I have alot of phone calls to make

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's thinkin' real hard right now......."Did they use horses to power the ships??????"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

Say what you will, everyone needs to let their hair down every now and again

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ice is cold

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya really, there is plenty of good cheeses on Ebay

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's tricking her with the old "Close your eyes and jerk off my thumb trick"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can I get me a pair of them snakeskin shorts?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He actually came in second

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Price check on giant cucumber and magnum condoms"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl upper right- +1 for smokin' a bowl at a ball game

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PS- Can you bring me over another batch of those buttertarts that I enjoy so much

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The only time I ever got dressed in the dark was when I was Special Ops. Have you ever tried recon on the Taliban in high heels!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John's reoccurring nightmare that he was a tiny mite hit home when he looked down and saw a giant band-aid

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and where do you think you're going little girl?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRAZZERS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shaqueefa decides to play her top hits via her twat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wake up man! It's not that boring

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE CARE! (gives out fake 6-digit number)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGISTS!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you could just, you know, be a gentleman and let a woman have a seat

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I eat more pussy than Alf

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The kids ate the whole gummy after I told them not to. I couldn't get mad though, Bob had been plunging it into my ass and pussy all night

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These are not the queers we are looking for

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2