shadowmaster004

12662 pts ยท February 6, 2012


1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was "Notgoodatusernames" taken? It would be hilarious if you didn't check when you made this one with the 1 after it.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

From what I heard, the only regret he had was not doing it in heels.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that was largely the point of picking him for the jokes. Some of those jokes felt like they wouldn't have looked out of place if they decided to film them for the show. He was effectively a nobody with this unstoppable tough guy persona that only looked tough in the context of the show. When we shined the light on him, he used it to show us who he really was. There's a reason the jokes fell off as hard as they did and not just because the man got old.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah! To be so cultured, you must have a Ph.D of some sort!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Https://imgur.com/3fR1zgG.mp4 Uploading with the sound on since the routine is set to specific music.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

FROM A CUP

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this. Great episode.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I remember there being something in the news about Biden negotiating new border security laws with the Mexican president, because I remember Trump saying that he had negotiated new terms of border security but it was what Biden had already put in place. It was last Mexico paying for it and more the United States and Mexico working together. Unless I imagined all this ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know anything about warhams, but #1 looks like something out of Dungeon Crawler Carl.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What should we called these?"
"They're orange...so oranges."
"What about these?"
"Shit...long pointys?"

-Demetri Martin

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think shitting your pants is considered cheating.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gosh, and here I was wondering what our justification was for killing school children. Thank you, this clears it right up. I guess those little shits had it coming, right? Get fucked with this.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cheers! ๐Ÿ˜„

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a great meme if I do say so myself! ๐Ÿ˜„

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could like this guy more but he's bought & paid for by AIPAC.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I *AM* YELLING, CARL.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...FROM A CUP!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't gaslight me, Jesus!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boooo! Boo to the name AND derogatory tone to that definition! They call it "scumming", I call it "making efficient use of my limited gaming time." I get enough "having to live with my decisions" irl, thank you~

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

"What's wrong with 'sticky nut juice'?" - George Washington Carver

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It feels like it's a status symbol.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PINING for the FJORDS!?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0