severous96

13363 pts ยท May 5, 2017


Pull the frys from the fryer. Leave fresh in basket
Use tongs to put ftys in the container. Smile as you hand her her order with no salt fry, knowing the fresh frys are as hot of the sun.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hay mom you abusive cunt....FUCKOFF!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait till the alarm stops and a stray cat walks buy. Laser pointers are a cats best friend.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I will rub one out tonight just thinking of him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dig deeper. You may find their home movies.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And non discrip boxes on the side of the road that do nothing. Lots of them. With Putin's face on them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret to pollution is dilution.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that my friends is why in America we have so many guns.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love when the get black like that. Yummy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do we as the fattest country in the word(USA)not have this as a sport. McDonalds and KFC would sponsor the hell out of it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a lot of people dont know these are to extend your seat belt latch not bypass it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a cock ring/chastity cage like that. Just makes me more horny. I hate it but GF loves it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from PornHub?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it the fuck you Putin.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can buy blank boards and cards on ebay. Build what you want. They work like a white board with dry markers we make drinking games.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a boy!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nunchucks are just dysfunctional sticks...Shadoversity.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You put the fake 10$ and take real 100$ out.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to see Chris and Will make up. So sweet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joleen...that bitch.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any other tips?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never work for a company that requires you to have safty equipment but will not provide it. What else will they cheap out on?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would Joker do?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Main st. Even better if you can get phone numbers. Cops phone rings...hi welcome to the protest. We are calling your wife to invite her too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learn policemen names and info. They are used to being called pig. Call them officer john smith,wife marry smith,2 kids john and marry,1234

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who dont have pocket bacon?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rock on!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pop up add for this is....The Walking Dead. Could not be more appropriate.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0