setaymit

2486 pts ยท June 19, 2013


I wouldn't have liked to be there when his parents told him he had to leave those stinky fountain balls behind.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should call her

4 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It dries very quickly, if only because ice technically isn't wet

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 oh hey I also read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It has a higher pH than any known acid!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is this hollow knight

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're actually looking at the floor, and the cats are on the ceiling below

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you can make people think a thing by creating some weird squiggles, too

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You're thnking of sharks

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't turn on the sound and got a nice mental image of David Attenborough instead

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I entered the Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucking Festival and won a trophy for Most Pheasants Plucked

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting ready to post in usersub

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The poorly-calibrated ones, obviously

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*noggin wobbles into a helicopter, detatches from body, flies off over the horizon*

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why I hired three last week!

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Eh, it'll round out

8 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

oh hey I learned a new cat breed! I thought he was an Abyssinian

8 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Accurate

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

prompt $p$g

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are Trill symbionts sentient beings, or glorified external storage devices for other sentient beings?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit's tight

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

welp time to move to the antarctic

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one only seems to work on women

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fascinating. Please, go on.

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I hate Donny about as much as the next guy but this ain't it fellas.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 26

Well, clearly this was one of the other ones.

11 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Can't help but think it looks like the other four metronomes are just flipping the bird at the one on the left until it falls in line

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what is it?

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0