selfishellfish

215 pts ยท January 22, 2015


boo

your username though... it's oddly appropriate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can we keep him for another 4?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it took me a minute to figure out the dog was on its back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think she looks more like cameron diaz

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've got student loans, feel free to steal that anytime

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I will always upvote this gif

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make/model of your microwave? my mom ALWAYS forgets things in the microwave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably safer than what they serve in the restaurants anyway

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

anyone reminded of herbie?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i love how gentle he is with her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and incredible abs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

compared to butter: 1 serving= 1tbsp (14.2g), saturated fat=7g=35% of daily intake (4.5/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nutritional facts: 1 serving= 1tbsp (13.6g), saturated fat=12g=60% of daily intake. (4/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The American Heart Association recommends getting 5-6% of your calories from saturated fats. (3/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's just that recently i've heard a lot of people recommending coconut oil as a healthier alternative to the traditional cooking oils (2/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry if my wording was in any way offensive or misleading. I don't mean to say that you or anyone should eat zero saturated fats (1/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

vegetable oil is healthier for eating than coconut oil. coconut oil is high in saturated fats

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

can we get some mom advice too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so if i like both it should be a downvote right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

is that young dicapprio?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's all like "haha suckers i'm so cool riding on the median strip. Hey why'd y'all stop there? ... oh... shit. you didn't see me"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck i'm going back to bed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what. this is a joke right? fuck i just woke up and this is the first thing i see

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

god damn it you made me look

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i'd never have the patience for that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god i love my friends but when they made me watch this...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Ol' Greeeeg.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or "enjoy"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ow that hurt my eyes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0