seenweirdthings

53833 pts ยท September 9, 2018


I've seen some shit.

You think I won't pee on a llama?

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I like aisle seats cus I've got a weak bladder and I hate making people move when I've got to pee.

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Well, he's half there.

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My personal theory is that a lot of anti-vaxers are really just people that are scared of needles. It takes courage to admit you're afraid.

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The episode where no one came to his birthday party.

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try { raise Explosion(); } finally { print "Boom"; }

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I pour mine out in our fire pit. It makes fires smell awesome. What are you supposed to do with it?

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5"x(2"^2)xPI ~ 63 ft^3 ~ 1.784e+6 ml ~ 1784 kg ~ 3933lb

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Assuming it's about 5" tall and 4" across, and assuming it's about the same density as water (about 1ml to 1g), I get 1784kg or 3933lb.

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Does that mean you set this up to play when you open your closet?

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Right. So we're all agreed. We'll stuff and mount vudumommajuju like a prized big game hunting trophy.

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What's even the point ....No. You know what, this is 100% not my business.

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If you're wondering, writers often put things like this in scripts to ensure that they're actually being read and not just rubber stamped.

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Why is this tagged funny? Is there a joke I'm missing?

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No clue.

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I had no idea rust could form that fast.

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Curl your fingers so you can't accidentally cut the tips of your fingers off. Or just slow down. >

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Right? It's not supposed to be rusty under your seasoning layer. And if your "seasoning" is so thick you don't notice that, it's disgusting.

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Nor how long it takes to become a good enough cook to do that so quickly.

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