secondtimeround

44856 pts ยท July 22, 2016


As the name says, it's my second time around due to my first account banned from posting due to a cartoon of a female and a bottle of beer. Oh well, at least I'll get to relive my first cake day.

#24 you drink it all up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cannon? The vagjna blasterator 2000, delux model with 14 thrust speeds?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tldr

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows it's left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 don't tell me not to Google things. I can't help myself, and now I feel degraded and dirty.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours were on a string hanging inside the door, to be grabbed through the letter box.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had a brother you know, Cole. Cole. S. Law.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm squirming watching him open it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a slippery slope we're on now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commented without present.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That about smus it up.

3 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Ahh, the 80s. Hard to believe they were only 25years ago.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

You would say that wouldn't jew?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I saw him in a duet once. 69 choruses of how much for a doggy in the window.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there was a dude in South Africa who had side flames on his car to prevent car jacking. Guess I'm off googling now.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am rather partial to the word Fucktard to describe the orange moron.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Him and the drivers

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't put yourselves down, you're very special. The whole world looks at you and goes aaaahhhhh...... Wtf

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looked so happy when he made it in. Worth the effort

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no, up you go +1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Progressive than white American Christians?

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Actually Sharia explicitly allows abortion in cases of rape / incest, and for medical reasons. Who would have thought they'd be more 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 3

GNU Sir Terry

3 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

#7 a moist owlette.

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

A very happy birthday and thank you for our gift. X

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I see dead people

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 is that Boris Johnston at yet another party?

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Jimmys Dad has halitosis.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

#35 absolutely right

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