secondtalon

67146 pts ยท September 16, 2011


Apparently not being shitty = being a carebear Is being a carebear bad?

I'm not going to judge a black person who thinks "Fuckin' black people". I'm absolutely judging a white person who thinks that. If you don't understand the difference, just save everyone the time of dealing with you and never speak again.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If a white person doesn't think "Fuckin' white people" at least once a day, are they even paying attention to anything around them?

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If it's big enough for the disabled handrails and space needed for a wheelchair to maneuver around in, it's big enough to put the folding table on the wall

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking coffee you fucking moron

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Drop everything that gives you the tiniest gleam of joy in life and you too will really enjoy the 'No longer running' part of running for 45 minutes"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Every bathroom in a space where there may be babies should have a baby changing station.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? I'm mid 40s and the only people I know who get it are people I still consider "kids" who ... are like 38, because I met them when they were 16 or whatever. Who under 28 would have even remembered when that happened?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the Iron Sheik calls people that, and the Rock lifted it from him, and you're a jabroni for not giving credit where credit is due

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'11" 1/2 and I take no greater delight than, when some guy shorter than me says he's 6', saying "Weird, I'm 5'9"

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Which means it's part of the spying networks, not the OS being spied on.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not so much "left" as "Got blacklisted for trying to bring attention to it, acted in a bunch of stuff you never heard of, also injured"

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Because they don't think the leopards would eat THEIR faces too.

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

You understand they keep making more of them, right? There's 18 year olds today nodding in agreement that'll still be agreeing in 50 years.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

And in exchange, he and Lucy Lawless bang. Seems a fair trade to me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Michael. Really great tutorial there. Fuckin' useless guide, Simoni.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legolas was a Cowboy. You ever see them reload? Exactly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Axe, Backup Axe, and Backup Backup Axe. Didn't have to break out the Backup Backup Backup Axe, but it was there, ready to go.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Midwest. And a lot of the northern part of the South.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My spouse ran over a phone in one of those otter boxes on a tractor. It was fine. Being in mud probably helped a lot too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean, like how the strain of pregnancy is bad on people with heart conditions so they probably shouldn't get pregnant?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mostly Calcium Carbonate. You can also eat'em if you have a calcium deficiency, though I don't know the dosage for that. Same shit.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because sometimes my tum-tum makes too much burny juice and I need to chew chalk to calm it down for sleepies.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Less painful is to just fly to Sao Paulo and ask one to come home with you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and - yeah, that's the 20-30 year period I'm talking about. And it was great (for some people).

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were we? I mean, our best 20-30 years involved "the best and brightest" trampling on minorities because fuck'em...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've never walked on smooth, wet concrete, have you?

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2