secondbayse

4276 pts ยท July 7, 2012


Whatever you do, do NOT become a Pit Bull in the hood...

6 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

Wait a minute. I don't think that's a real tank.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certainly better than a UTI...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

poo. he's talking about poo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

watch out for falling pianos.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Save for the insane resort fees...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lock the refrigerator.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

people from Haiti?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If mental illness were a car....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, I used the google. You're looking at roughly 575 million in net worth here....so...there ya go..

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

..and pole dancing is exercise!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I woulda went with the "Poo and Putt"...but thats just me!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great. I just drooled all over my iPad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't have laughed....but I did..

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 3

Yes. It's right. They also released a card without it after realizing the error. So you may have the corrected version.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's already announced Kyle Schwarber as game MVP...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mooooo

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Title translates to "wife"......probably..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will they spell whakadoo with or without the H?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Just cause he pulled it off better, doesn't mean Jamie is any less guilty!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the right hand column. You spelled yes wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I deliver mail in a city where north east and east north intersect. (Medina, ohio). Mail is misaddressed all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know you shouldn't have to do this. It just gives you the best chance of getting the box picked up. VERY sorry for our incompetence.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm a mailman. The po is woefully incapable of handling anything you submit online. Leave a note in your mailbbox for the mailman to get it.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If every Walmart in the world simultaneously exploded at 5 am on Black Friday, I believe we'd lose exactly 0 productive members of society.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His chance to do what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it wrong to assume the blonde has a big ass?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

How many illegal Dominican exes does this guy have? The last one lived in New York..

9 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 1

You were great in that ping pong movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's rare when the hot chick really is just in the way....move woman!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0