17745 pts ยท July 7, 2013
If anyone screenshots this and it makes it to the front page I promise I will be extremely disappointed.
real talk: I bought the pink one for my warehouse. pink is awesome
it's the source of my power
most of the weight loss is from my gradual shrinking disease
but for realsies it is Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. Or Submission Grappling. It's just wrassling, but with chokes and joint locks.
close, intimate contact. lots of sweat. choking. sometimes we end up in a position called "The Honeyhole"
nothing beats the taste of a good cigar and whiskey
when defending against the RNC, he should be putting 2 on 1 against the supporting arm
You need to be oxygen deprived for 1 min before there is risk of perm dmg. Once she let go the oxygen comes back, and he's conscious again.
Look here you little shit, this is life and fucking death here and we have no time for your obscure sexual grappling puns.
Getting choked unconscious is no big deal at all. The choke needs to be held for 1+ minutes before you're in real trouble.
The Von Flue/shoulder choke comes on quicker than you think. You don't feel in danger, then suddenly you're out.
This is a Von Flue choke
you better fucking believe I want the dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSORjrg1t8w
Roker probably shit himself he was so excited.
Fun fact. He pooped himself at the whitehouse. No joke. /a/7AOrA
Also, I faked a heart attack afterwards, so that I could both avoid truly finishing you off, and avoid your retaliation.
#1 *after my buddy hit you with a kypronite arrow, in a fight where you were holding back, and also you were recently blown up by a nuke.
nope, still can't hear that without thinking of
These fuckers explode and turn to stone and shit when you stab them. Fuck that Takhisis bitch.
they don't let you do that anymore
Nope, San Clemente, CA - North Beach. Crazy enough someone in the Reddit thread guessed it correctly almost as soon as I posted
San Clemente, North Beach
I aint surprised, motherfucker
the climb back up is the worst part
He was The Sovereign, after all.
That's a frightening looking penis.
This song came on when I got to this gif, it fit well, I think https://youtu.be/mXt4GJ8hYqU?t=27m49s
Sam Jackson was great in that
Bill was my favorite black president
real talk: I bought the pink one for my warehouse. pink is awesome
it's the source of my power
most of the weight loss is from my gradual shrinking disease
but for realsies it is Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. Or Submission Grappling. It's just wrassling, but with chokes and joint locks.
close, intimate contact. lots of sweat. choking. sometimes we end up in a position called "The Honeyhole"
nothing beats the taste of a good cigar and whiskey
when defending against the RNC, he should be putting 2 on 1 against the supporting arm
You need to be oxygen deprived for 1 min before there is risk of perm dmg. Once she let go the oxygen comes back, and he's conscious again.
Look here you little shit, this is life and fucking death here and we have no time for your obscure sexual grappling puns.
Getting choked unconscious is no big deal at all. The choke needs to be held for 1+ minutes before you're in real trouble.
The Von Flue/shoulder choke comes on quicker than you think. You don't feel in danger, then suddenly you're out.
This is a Von Flue choke
you better fucking believe I want the dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSORjrg1t8w
Roker probably shit himself he was so excited.
Fun fact. He pooped himself at the whitehouse. No joke. /a/7AOrA
Also, I faked a heart attack afterwards, so that I could both avoid truly finishing you off, and avoid your retaliation.
#1 *after my buddy hit you with a kypronite arrow, in a fight where you were holding back, and also you were recently blown up by a nuke.
nope, still can't hear that without thinking of
These fuckers explode and turn to stone and shit when you stab them. Fuck that Takhisis bitch.
they don't let you do that anymore
Nope, San Clemente, CA - North Beach. Crazy enough someone in the Reddit thread guessed it correctly almost as soon as I posted
San Clemente, North Beach
I aint surprised, motherfucker
the climb back up is the worst part
He was The Sovereign, after all.
That's a frightening looking penis.
This song came on when I got to this gif, it fit well, I think https://youtu.be/mXt4GJ8hYqU?t=27m49s
Sam Jackson was great in that
Bill was my favorite black president