scribetree

19212 pts · August 4, 2014


Started from the bottom now I’m still here.

In fairness that thing is absolutely dangerous.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

BLOOD PENIS was my nickname in prison.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the absolute worst movie. Fitting.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

It’s just not good

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Excellent tagline. Cover art looks like the inspiration for Monster energy drink.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He's obviously guilty of crimes against humanity in the facial hair department. Open and shut case.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*fuck

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What The Fudge

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*peregrine falcon. And a raccoon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elitist turd hammer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iGoth?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Getting a masters degree has been the single best decision for my career and life I could have made. YMMV.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pig roast

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Perfect

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy fucks

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: nothing makes them feel better. That’s why they are that way. Completely broken and failed humans with only misery to spread.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

?1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Given the choice of activities with your wife, you prefer Costco to bjs? Interesting.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on what he’s able to scrape off the pavement later.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Is that what we're calling it now?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

sorry about this

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The charge was having to pilot that douche canoe at all.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*perpetual diarrhea

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1