screwitt

1983 pts ยท August 12, 2014


19. Female. Aspires to be a dog lady, not a cat lady.

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my Nonno has one, definitely prosthetic. They are more deepset in the eyesocket than real eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait....it doesn't? Shit. Where does it go?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh, oh well. Sorry man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

***ashton Kutcher

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or MORE popular

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif epitomizes my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's literally a love nest!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CREEPY PASTA?! ITS 12 AM DAMMIT. LEAVE MY NOODLES AND MARINARA SAUCE ALONE!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No spoilers here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyebrows are a little too thick for my taste, but other than that it looks good!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

na na na na...NA NA NA NA NA...na na na na...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA na na NA NA na na NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAA

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I hated this movie as a kid. Scared the shit out of me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. I didn't know they came in cookies n creme flavor.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No, guys it's a Billy goat. Get it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

George George George of the jungle -- watch out for that TRASH CAN!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's basically just giving everyone a skirt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion here: I hate birds.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm a girl, posting about being single. I'm waiting for my dachshunds.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 ...yeah, my mom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha no, actually. After a bath i had her collar on a table and our goldendoodle snatched it and made it his meal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG I AM CURRENTLY BINGING BOBS BURGERS.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3