scottolan

1353 pts · September 10, 2012


Seriously one of the greatest actors of our time. He can play both comedy and drama impeccably.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just kidding, congrats!! (Our second child was just born 2 weeks ago.. )

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell her to take it back..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lead or zinc??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s Papa Noel. They light bonfires on the levees on Christmas Eve to guide his way. He rides in a pirogue pulled by Alligators.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually had to use that spot, as our other car was on the other side of me with a dead battery and I had to jump it off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just read this to my wife. You explained it perfectly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Either a criminal or an attorney, same difference really...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This just to show you what you can accomplish when you steal a blind guys cane..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s random, number 14 is a friends grandpa..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALLEN.. ALLEN.. ALLEN..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve gone Amazon shopping 2x now on Ambien & didn’t realize it till the packages arrived. I also had sex with my wife & have no memory of it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do something, even if it’s done poorly. Because doing something poorly is still better than doing nothing at all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would shit myself if I saw that..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Real Superstore!!! We had one of those in Central Louisiana back in the 80’s/90’s.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black nose on a non-black cat..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be ADA compliant device it can’t go over 18mph.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a female Maine coon mix who lived to be 19. I now have a 3 year old female Maine Coon. They have the best personality/temperament.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

2004

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s definitely saying “Potter”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of when I lived at home and we had 5 drivers/cars. This is basically how you got out of the driveway everyday.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife won’t let me have a sphinx because they remind her too much of a ballsack, true story.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whose having sex 100x a year??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Love that movie, had no clue that was Kate Beckinsale though

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbor has an old corgi retriever mix.. cute AF

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m 40, our schools were still under forced desegregation when I was there in the 90’s.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you aren’t really into outdoorsy stuff, it is quite boring in AR

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My isp sent me a letter that Warner Bros caught me downloading a copyrighted movie. I had to delete it & basically say I’d never do it again

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cat is 1000% more chill at taking the inhaler than my 2 year old was

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Last hurricane I remembering buying a handle of Tequila and 9mm ammunition.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0