schween

3505 pts · December 8, 2012


just sharpie "except for medical reasons" below it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 he eventually had to get locked in the attic any time there was a storm forecasted - he would jump through windows otherwise.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My uncle had a border collie that was mortally afraid of thunderstorms and would destroy everything in any room you put him in. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then there's the other, much larger one: "this is some kind of trick, because why would anyone do anything nice for you ever?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Screw not reaching for them. Reach for them ALL. Rent a truck. Build a pizza oven.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/7krC6SY5b1A - ive heard this one before. It doesnt end well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dose makes the poison.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raw leek, a third of a cucumber, and a single cherry tomato is like my favorite dish, but I never knew how to plate it properly until now.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"It's an older code, sir, but it checks out." ~ Admiral Firmus Piett, allowing the rebels to land on the forest moon of endor like an idiot.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'll try spinning, That's a good trick!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Could very well be a fleet management device, if the vehicle was used conmerically.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nice looking kickrat." "Thanks! It has pockets!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One too many howtobasic videos gave him PTSD or something?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That said, im pretty sure our boy AC has shown non-polgynous species with queens that were out foraging too (black dragons maybe?)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, see, i read that as you commenting "ants dont work like that" as a direct response to them having many queens.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://www.antwiki.org/wiki/Category:Polygynous - that is in fact how a great many ants work.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In theory yes, healthy mono/poly unsaturateds. Because people are people, however, some take it as "bacon-guac cheddar bombs in coconut oil"

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You trying to get stabbed? That's how you get stabbed, man.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asshole people + animals = asshole animals. Asshole people + animals that have a 250 lb bite force = animals that regularly kill people.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUCzFFrMM9I - a personal favorite.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that second to last one is practically eminem lyrics

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Behold, a man!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lay down, try not to shit, shit a lot

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doesn't matter, got some ass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0