schofield101

8335 pts ยท May 27, 2013


I have at least 2 people in my house... They're not dead i promise

It's simple. The first part was great, but the characters are what made the rest enjoyable as well. Still solid.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm all for good news on the Ukrainian side, but this just isn't feasible. Blowing up one or even two is an extreme feat. Not 52.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I need to speak with my doctor about this, I've always wondered why I struggle with almost everything in this post...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe because letting the cat experience new things enriches them? They're allowed to enjoy things as well you know.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm reasonably excited to get my first McMuffin on Thursday before my new job. First one in 3 years!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a good few audible laughs from me, +1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about when the wind blows the other way?! Sucking power from the grid SMH .. /s

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Distinctively remember my friend absolutely reeking back then. Thank fuck I discovered anti persprant sooner.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a giant skin sack to crawl into when I get tired. Oh well there's always next time.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This thing should have a girth certificate

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does suck. I loved Alex's character. No one can ever replace Amos though.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If video games taught me anything, it's that a giant chain reaction will now begin and you'll get kicked for griefing.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ed was such a good lad, I'd give anything to have a friend who can eat their own mattress just like he can

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty bad how my first thought was to get a good run up and yeet myself over that banister

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheers Tezza! Catch ya at the pub for a pint and to watch the footie when we can!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lord Coldemort & you're a blizzard, Harry takes the cake for me, poetic perfection

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I miss my rats, so loving. Terribly short life spans though.

5 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

I desire the forbidden lava baby. Lord have mercy on any woman delivering such.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man shamblers had such a good build up and introduction.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, even 10 years ago this was the shit. Mates first car doing mad McDonald's runs for bare nugg action

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the child is proficient in poison arrow warfare. As the ancient tribes willed it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do a barrel roll!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever gets the liberty to mark his tweets as false must absolutely love their position.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whilst insect based food sounds, looks and feels gross. It really isn't all that bad. Lots of up sides in the long run.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah man! That's insane. Serious question though, is it possible to tighten the skin again?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I commented that exact line on a YouTube video about a year ago. I still get angry responses to it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gherkins taste like ass. I'll challenge you to combat if you disagree.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Muslim neighbors always joke about Christmas each year, but still bring us homemade presents and food. Such lovely people.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is there* spelling is hard...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0