I made a really nice "B" today. That's all.
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Mr. G & Jellybean
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1574
My DNA is special, goddamit!
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723
Evolution
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270
I got high-fives from the surrounding cops...
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129
I turned 19 today. My father has a strange sense of humor.
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74
Sir?
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43
Sorry, that seat is taken. That one, too.
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37
Stressed?
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76
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of awwww.
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867
CAUSE OF DEATH: baby animal pictures
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1039
This is not a difficult concept.
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"...with extra cat hair, please."
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126
Pulled an all-nighter studying THE WRONG CHAPTER.
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128
use protection
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618
MRW someone tells me that they can't hang out because they have to work and then I see them in a restaurant. FUCK YOU BRIAN.
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3606
Brushing up the resume...
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5
70
Owpple.
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9
36
Pity and disgust.
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265
IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM
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70
Clitical Journalism
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