samsonight

178 pts · March 7, 2016


It's not safe to say that I like cats

I’m a 5’6ish and I tend to respond with a comment on some something that IS controllable, for example being a fat fuck like most people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed at the comment, but Mitch is why you get the upvote

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gosh Dern

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL Billy Corgan is a less talented Freddie Mercury with aolpecia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A wise man once said “we don’t get fired for what we say, we get fired for exhibiting stupidity in to whom we say it”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Underrated comment, have an arrow that points north

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

There should be a special form of punishment for assholes who would steal from people suffering through a disaster

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming this is real, fitting a ball through a gap between the shins is the easy part, the hard part is velocity and placement on the board

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure remembering him makes one awesome, but you definitely suck if you don't know who he is, everybody loves Chris Farley

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who would like to commend the centering of the eyes in every picture? We would have all thrown up without that effort

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He tried to spell "Floyd", we should be impressed that he managed three symbols that resemble letters

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do too, but I don't limit it to strangers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of chic-fil-a, I'm jealous, I'm going to have to drink my jealousy away...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Came across these earlier on Reddit, brilliant, you get all the upvotes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't think I would, but I goosebumped as well, right when it got to the part about who was in the audience with him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kill all the people, just a planet full of dogs. Can I be their pet?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I'm going to start a thing where I downvote anything I see that starts with "Upvote..."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

He's not going to blow his own hold or something like that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should call it "better Jenga" what is this and where can I buy it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, like south park

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I downvoted without looking just to be safe

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unless it's at a restaurant, then quietly complain to your own company and make remarks about how you shouldn't be in public with noisy kids

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Illiteracy is a helluva drug

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Majestic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, the rest of the world, am I right? I'm glad we don't have moronic racism in the United Sta...shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Mmmm calamari

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cameraman in #2, no fucking flinchies at all On another note, #30 doesn't belong, it went exactly as expected

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A slight arch in the lower back of mr soldier

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never eaten a human, don't see a need for more of them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0