sammpyy

861 pts ยท July 13, 2015


From Helsinki, Finland

That's a fancy jumpsuit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

U MAD...?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dog's head was the best you could do with that shape...?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's going places. Not the places she wants to go, but places.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected tentacles. Was disappointed...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And someone was filming this because...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TL;DR

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of us! One of us! One of us!...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Goddammit Steve Buscemi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But at what cost? AT WHAT COST!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try Blockbuster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is she? You know, for... science?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hello, I'm Nagini, welcome to my crib.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Animaniacs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You username is not accurate. There are usually not BADLY photoshopped. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE this is MS fucking paint*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, in fact, I had a foursome with OP's mom?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Esteban. That's a silly name for a baby.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Above?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arya provides the burger meat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Everyone is gonna think the kid farted when it was really me". But the kid knows.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see Kanye's new book is coming along nicely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny how you talk about being smarter and then use the word "maked"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why do I cook with wildfire? Because I enjoy it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bird is going to have a shitty day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does one rookie mistake: presses on the patty. That just makes it lose its juiciness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course I'm joking... You on the other hand didn't seem to get the reference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See what you did there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 is Val Kilmer you dumb fuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0