sameen

9497 pts ยท March 24, 2012


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This is basically me after my parents tried to dress me in additional things for an Asian wedding

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way, theresa may

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone has been watching Paul Scholes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone has been watching Paul Scholes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father of one. Some days the constipation is so bad. I'm relieved the poop fairy came to visit stinkerbell

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is this in turkey?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nailed it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. 150,000 down? This is still being downvoted

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coming in from 2019 here. I didn't realise this joke would still be going

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd hate to be outderped like that

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well you still need a pastime when it's past your time..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has he just flipped himself off?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't remember this in ghostbusters

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"deposit cat here" sign is missing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let the bodies hit the door. Let the bodies hit the door. *screamy drawl*

7 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

This on the Victoria line on a Sunday afternoon...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a little too dark

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

We need proof of said coins. They could just be very old chocolate coins

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really? I'm curious now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to admit. i'm very impressed with your insight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand where you are coming from :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen @markog1999

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

British. So british

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Sorry about that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

England

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha. Yeah, especially after paying all the fines

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Shorty, get down - good Lord"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bloody dickbutt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0