samcanchef

3253 pts ยท January 26, 2016


I just published my first cookbook! Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I will send you a free copy of it!

But I'm Korean...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my harambest.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve Buscemi is starting to show his age.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just send it to Hillary. It's sure to be deleted.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I read it the same way you do.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yaaassss!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We get it. You vape.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Barnes and Noble.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! I have a picture of Jamie and some other chefs on the red carpet but don't know how to upload it :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's evident now that the owners were way under funded. My company told them to expect to fund operations for 6mos before they made a profit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't that a left hand though?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every man dies. Not every man really ribs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Mmmm Bagels.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Birds of a feather slay together.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well. You can't draw that well.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 5

In fairness, I wouldn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fell in love with a girl that was cheating. She told me I was the love of her life. Turns out it was depression. Got on meds and dumped me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A girl must have a meme.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a fucking snake.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would have never pegged slenderman as the nismo type.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And what the fuck even is Cara Delevigne? She looks like she smells like wet newspaper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Goddammit. YOU are the scientist. FFS.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

They're both thinking "fuck. Why did I come to Mumbai?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for #35. Kill it with fire.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4