When she says "We should have sex" then "but first let's go to dinner."
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4
1395
I was watching a history of ILM and then...
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1
103
Odell Beckham summons the flag graphic
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14
18873
SWIPE RIGHT, MORTAL
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3
38
All the news that's fit to print
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5
84
My past self's head would be exploding right now.
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3
1354
Looked out my living room to see that I was now living in Columbia
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9
770
"You look like someone..." "You mean when I do...THIS?"
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6
37
My grandfather was a POW held in Munich. Just found these in his silverware drawer.
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28
177
When my ladyfriend asks me to come over and see what she bought at Victoria's Secret
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6
205
Know your limitations, I suppose.
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3
93
My barista wished me a good day by name and I forgot hers
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4
390
This was left on my parents' front porch.
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62