safetymonkey

715 pts · January 19, 2015


Just your average lurker.

Why is there an umbilical cord? Pokémon are born from eggs it wouldn't have one.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Big words coming from a man that looks like a thumb with no neck.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Always love behind the bastards, though it does make me sad seeing the cyclical nature of History.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God, my first thought was that is a really tiny dog in front of that gigantic cat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, until the cardboard is saturated with oil from your fries dripping down into your drink down below. So not only is your oily cardboard going to act as a heating source not an insulator, you're now going to have wet nasty cardboard and oily cardboard right next to each other

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Yes, if you're looking at two completely separate systems. However due to the cardboard, there's a physical medium between them so the heat is going to be transferred.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Formerly known as Twitter

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This calendar system would also completely screw up a lot of people's lives. My birthday falls on the 30th, so does that mean all of a sudden I'm older, does my birthday just shift so now I'm in a completely different month.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did not read the caption on that GIF, I thought the dog had a really big head for a second.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except the first known use of coffee was when Peruvian farmer saw their goats eating. So we have coffee because we observed animals eating it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lies! The statue of Liberty is filled with pink goo.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who's first thought was that the shampoo should be coming out of his chest instead of his head

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use a citizen watch brand when I scuba dive, because most other electronic systems don't work very well at depth

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is actually really impressive finger control, to be able to flip a floppy wiener like that

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie. I thought it was going to be the Monty Python clip where he runs at the castle repeatedly.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still have a 15 year old Toyota Yaris, never a single problem with it

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh please. We all know he can't read, daddy never even taught him how to.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I agree with that statement, from the looks of it the person is wearing scrubs. So I'm just going to assume that it's probably a clinic or maybe a zoo.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I want to see the tan lines after wearing that, or more likely the sunburn with how pale her skin is

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that's the trick. He actually sang it normal and all the rest of the comments were in reverse because that was easier than what he did.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Somebody call the SCP, I think a lot of their objects escaped.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just algal blooms that cause from the pollution that can kill you from the toxin

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A salt is a combination of a metal ion, the cation, and an anion group, either an inorganic or organic group, like nitrite.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I want #3, in IMAX, and an hour long.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I love everything about that.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

#11 Yeah, thanks. Just that one line needs to be circled, missing the entire thing.

6 years ago | Likes 286 Dislikes 1