rysqui

50506 pts ยท October 26, 2011


Don't tell me what to do

Good luck Iowa.. you'll never catch up to Florida!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Another inhabitant of North America's dick! Where is this canal?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would definitely "save the planet" with her..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Hillbilly mechanic walks up and pops the hood - "dares yer problum, dares no engine-eer"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow, I think we finally found the ONE thing duct tape can't fix..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

not a bird. that tongue belongs to the giant land clam sitting in your yard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i too have taken a bite of what i thought was an orange only to find out it was a watermelon all along..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said op may be leaving stuff out.. Either way, it could be 10 years as long as you communicate and understand each other.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Downvoting before reading the whole thing? Probably..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3) you can't let outside pressure get to you. Communicate and do things when it's right for both of you.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 14

2) communication is pretty important in a long term relationship. I just proposed after 7 years, we talked openly about it for years..

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

1)Horseshit! Unless op is leaving this out, she's too much of an immature bitch to talk about it first.. Men don't read minds and..

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 21

Tree is blur

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is. A blue eyed tri, which is uncommon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd puppy under dad, or penis?

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

fondant looks much better than it tastes..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BLACKCOCK DOWN!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

says the rapist.. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a man, I think "gash" is the NASTIEST word for a vagina. Makes the "C" word seem nice.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

ummm.. have you ever been to Florida? (i'll take that as a NO)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here you are posting a gif of him being creepy on the internet..

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

TIL saving a life is worth 1 plane ticket.. Just 1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

agreed!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5'8''

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i think my tits were much bigger than my penis in the before pic..

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

didn't want it to seem like an advertisement. I like to give myself a lot of the credit too, you get out what you put in!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honestly it wasn't intentional. it's truly a representation of how i felt in each picture.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5'8''

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5'8''

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont know how you watch that video with a straight face..

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0