rustyspooons

22496 pts · January 12, 2016


sarcasm is a lifestyle

St Louis PD posted on Facebook about a sex offender - this scumbag gets COMPLETELY ROASTED in the comments

Points 27
Comments 12
Views 951

And the only thing that can get through the wall was a giant sharp spinning dildo..

Points 40
Comments 9
Views 1261

*Title*

Points 74
Comments 9
Views 1277

I still refuse to vape

Points -4
Comments 10
Views 437

MRW my friend asks me if I feel the acid that he secretly put in my owl food

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 429

That moment you realize God was looking out for you..

Points 16
Comments 21
Views 268

Swish!

Points -3
Comments 9
Views 228

Beer appreciation post

Points 33
Comments 25
Views 161

MRW I go to click the right arrow to move onto the next post but I accidentally hit the 0 key and it favorites the post, so I press 0 again to unfavorite but the upvote still sticks and I'm too lazy to un-upvote so I just move on 

Points 26
Comments 2
Views 7

It's funny and sad at the same time

Points 1363
Comments 97
Views 35972

I seriously can't stand people who do this at concerts.. just put the technology away and enjoy the experience

Points 1418
Comments 77
Views 6918

I draw the line right about there..

Points 108
Comments 90
Views 692

MRW Imgur bans my account with 80,000 points for posting a gif of Frank climbing naked out of a couch

Points 3053
Comments 146
Views 34758

When you know you were out but the ump says you're safe

Points 1461
Comments 82
Views 183728

The first word you see will be the name of someone you miss

Points -1
Comments 10
Views 154

Magikarp used roast. Its super effective!

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 5

If anyone recognizes this signature, can you help me out and lemme know who it is?

Points 2
Comments 17
Views 54

More people need to understand this

Points 6875
Comments 304
Views 6271

How to win your high school talent show

Points 3225
Comments 122
Views 44265

My butthole is so clenched right now..

Points 6
Comments 15
Views 279

George Lopez is a savage

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 480

I'd much rather follow him on Snapchat than DJ Khaled

Points 52
Comments 11
Views 1022

Couple hours is an understatement

Points 1098
Comments 60
Views 5179

Great quote from "Dabs with Dads"

Points 17
Comments 0
Views 221
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