rushingryan

6793 pts ยท May 7, 2014


The sequel to the prequel.

Nine inch nail? When you told you parents, did you open up with "I hurt myself today"?

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Here in Ontario, drivers over 80 are required to retest every two years.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wasn't expecting to see Red Panda snot today, and yet, here we are.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

The speed limits on these highways are 100 km/h. So the joke is correct. Source: I live here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a used Canadian Forces parka. On the inside there are instructions for drycleaning and how to wear it while parachuting.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I got a mangina!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

To be fair, America is a global superpower. The world kind of has an interest in avoiding a lunatic from taking the helm.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everything about this is beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The comic is Critical Miss on The Escapist, since the author credit got cut out (as usual).

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because he was polar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like grapes.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I got rejected by a girl once when she said she couldn't make the date because it was her cat's birthday. Cat people are weird. Or I'm ugly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that how you get a yeast infection?

10 years ago | Likes 412 Dislikes 1

M'tabolism.

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 2

Politics.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are... are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

We had a Samoyed who had his anal glands fill up with fluid. They had to be drained. It was as awful as you could imagine.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

In high school, my buddy had a Land Rover. Had to leave school early if it was going to rain, otherwise it wouldn't start. Quality stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like you'd know.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've seen what Pokemon can do. I'm surprised more characters aren't packing heat.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Without the word Pippin anywhere, too! Everyone knows the Apple Pippin was the best gaming console.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surprise: all of them are yours.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THE NEAL IS REAL.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That happened to my buddy's dog. It's sad.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ah, okay. I just always figure one of us posts it on every Blackbird post on Imgur. My bad!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't happen to be an Opponaut, would you?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called alcohol.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Finally, my jockstrap/land mine hybrid has a use!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the second floor, which you climb up to via the rockwalls below. It's pretty fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0