runtu

1556 pts ยท May 27, 2016


What if there are multiple pedestrians?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just how people from Turku speak. Where every goddamn verb is in a conditional mood.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Forework first, foreplay later.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well shit, time to change my password.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is the first thing that came to my mind. God I'm old.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: that's an island

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spicy pappardelle

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The recent discoveries about lithium and the brain seem promising

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleep experts hate this simple trick

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe this is what she meant by that

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. I disliked him and his overconfidence from the very first video I saw on YouTube. Purely by intuition. Yet I kept watching his videos whenever they ended up in my stream. Ok, maybe it's just me, I thought, maybe he isn't such a d1ck and so I started to tolerate him more and more.

Now I know that my intuition was correct.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

The new Wreckfest looks so realistic

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was dark. She couldn't get a good look.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kinda like a fondle slab, but a car.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come on, fly that drone closer.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a native speaker, but here's how I understood it:
- Look what I discovered, in this one there's poop
- Definitely
- But come here - this is ice cream, the poop is like the ice cream
- Can it be like this in real life?
- No.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In some countries IVF clinics aren't legally allowed to reveal the sex to avoid any kind of cherry picking.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just use the yellow snow

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoot him again, Billy.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My story is somewhat similar. Got diagnosed at 37, told parents, mom tells me I already got diagnosed mid-90's as a kid. Would have been nice to know that instead of this long struggle.

Apparently, even though medication existed back then, it wasn't legally available in my country until the early 2000's.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I bet it's gonna be Mario this time.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably not so lightly.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, no merry christmas to this pro-russia apologist.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That will also find its way to Europe.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's missing the ring in the finger

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is this shark tank

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish Ozzy Osbourne did this too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rice is life

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0