rssplowman

1085474 pts · October 23, 2014


https://i.imgur.com/0MkY8.jpg @one1deuce made this for me https://i.imgur.com/PFBuCz4.jpg deafkitten one of my favorites and I typically use one of his own gifs against him https://i.imgur.com/AnxFkM1.mp4 After years of being a comment farmer, I made the front page in March 2019. It was all I expected it to be. A notification of the post being in most viral and how many fake internet points I got for it. It’s not like I a got a banana cozy with the Imgur logo on it, but thank you to you weird and beautiful usersubbers for generally accepting what a fucking cunt I truly am. Not the cunt mods though. This was removed for sexual harassment for tagging a username. https://imgur.com/a/UdgQAjN (hidden album removed by mods) Here’s the message again. https://imgur.com/a/hwx1F3o

I lurk here more than anything anymore, yet I figured I’d drop a gift to commemorate your edge of 5M fake internet points. Congrats! If you tell me where the celebration is, I’ll bring hookers and blow. Peace.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I slapped a little something together for you

2 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 9

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t good. It was “meh” to me. It was a nice idea that lacked substance. I was hopeful. :/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The weird part is that I’ve been going to my low to high range on this since posting it… and I need some work. :’( Happy birthday! xo

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could turn my 16lb pound chonk into a backpack I’m guessing? I mean, that fatass fills a bottom third of a king size bed, so maybe?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*styling == *manipulation. got it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I have no idea why I picked this out of the things I have readily available, others than silliness. Peace.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 ;) v

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. I’m not a fan of them for me. I usually go solo and do something I LIKE. IE- Pinball, day drinking, and my jams in my ears. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday to you @OP! It’s one of my best friends birthdays too! So that must make us friends. :) I hope it’s the best ever!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m not 80, but that’s hurtful.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

good kitty! <3

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shitposting you say? On it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

They’d have to go to Bend, Oregon to settle up.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t. :p

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unproven. Thanks for this.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re not at the coast are you? I’m in SW PDX and really wanted to see snow on the beach today, but it looks like thunderstorms instead. :/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Your date calculations are off bot.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Merry Christmas Mr. Fancypants FedEx man!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m sure this is likely better with sound.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was at a shitty hotel I stayed at a while ago. “Executive Suite” lolz, but it did have a great jetted tub.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was hoping to see you post today! Here’s a little OC for ya @OP

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Hey @OP! Right back at ya! xo

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

I’d bet sound your be good here.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bad. I was a teen when this came out. I was reading the Fart and Soul comment and maybe a bit tipsy, so I wanted that source. ;)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus. After he giggles, it sounds like an Aphex Twin intro. Thank you for this. :)

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

wat? you’re not even source that shit? :/

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