royalelevator

1426 pts ยท November 7, 2016


Lurkin', occasional jerkin'.

Some will put it up their butt. The rest will merely regret not doing so.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh. Great image, weak music.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what you get for living in Edmonton.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not even juice, its cocktail. Apple flavoured corn-syrup water.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All crokinole, all the time. The only game that combines shuffleboard, darts and destroying your fingertips in one beautiful package.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, TNA wrestling. Putting what we watch the show for right in its name.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now keep in mind that he also hit his wife (ungloved) with "the best punch I've ever thrown in my life"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-20c/-5f here. Canada occasionally gets colder than mars.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For a moment, I thought that a cheeseburger had been shoved into the socket. Not that doing so would make things worse than that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young Blackadder: The complete collection

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Guilt and thinly veiled insults.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And sometimes when your coins are too shiny they just spit them out forever...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like it, not so sure about Jonah. Pretty far cry from Mike or Joel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Asss-tral drain!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently boners require gravity.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This. This answer is actually why. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to prevent the other guy from throwing punches during the face off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do yourself a favour and don't look up what Kenny Rogers looks like now. Total plastic.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also clicked on this picture to yell "my dick". So to the victor go the spoils.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie. Two women that became too damned thin as they got older. At least Jolie didn't ruin her face with surgery.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 21

Shut up and enjoy the free creme soda!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either way, run.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worse: that's not pollen, it's clouds of tiny venomous spiders flying on tiny webbed parachutes.

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

Next up is the "Staplegun your testicles to your leg for... some kind of charity... fuckit".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, I'm wrong, there was an adaptation on the Alfred Hitchcock presents.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twilight zone!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

False. Your wife actually wants you and another dude to fuck and jizz on each other while she DJ's in the corner, watching.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know he reads everything you say about him on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0