roxy

2750 pts ยท January 22, 2011


It was 1972. I guarantee every person who conceptualized, art directed, orchestrated, photographed and published this situation was an adult man.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did too, but I read she gave zero fucks and got to eat cake all week because she didn't have to share it, then I realized I *am* Etta.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HIGHLIGHTER AND SHARPIE PARTY!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pete Davidson butthole eyes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally a solution for concussing, strangling and gouging the eyes out of my children on long road trips

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel so good...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd hit it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dat cable management doe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, shirasu

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah, lushsux!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, who would downvote this? Small tiddy bitches be jelly...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I for one welcome our pizza sex robot overlords

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Metal as fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sploosh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Picking your nose

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I've seen weirder porn intros.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems legit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anybody else expect him to light himself on fire?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Bwahaha"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I saw the Chinese caption I knew somebody was gonna die.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

So is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Aw yiss, I am that cat right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't use my thumb, but as a lady I can confirm this works.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I'm... pregnant?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rule 34

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But does it fuck?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flew too close to the sun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least smokers have the decency to die a slow, painful death.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why I love living alone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0