I'm an accidental hipster who's really into music, you know? *adjusts glasses* If you tell me *eats at starbucks* that you don't *goes to a concert and impregnates teenager backstage and writes song about it* like listening to *I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST* Neutral Milk Hotel *ARE YOU RECORDING THIS* get the FUCK *buys vinyl from homeless man* out of my face *drops mixtape to mediocre reviews*