rowbought

687 pts ยท September 26, 2025


Not a robot. That's just how my name is pronounced.

It's a kindness, really. This is going to solve all sorts of problems, before they happen.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The important thing to remember is to be thankful. As I am for the look into the eyes in which I gaze. I want that person to remember me, and why I'm murdering them for all of their wrongdoings. Happy thanks gibbons.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tick tock. They only have so much time left. Although I wonder sometimes. It's been so long. Is it going to ever feel normal again, even if it gets normal? Then I think of the kids, that have grown up with this as their normal. Then, I have a sandwich for lunch.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some settling of contents during transit is expected. Please shake cow before opening.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, kitties. Our happy little psycho buddies. He does kind of look like a Rupert.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, it's pretty easy to distract a guy while he's busy bulging for the camera.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Between the two of you, cat and human, you both did all of the things that you were supposed to. It worked out perfectly.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. There you are. You're a creep.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The cat is saying 'hello, you seem okay'. No more no less. But it probably lives somewhere else.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fun that we can pretend that these are things. Make America Goofy Again.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It takes a certain type of cat to enroll in the Human Training Program. It's a thankless job.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hello, Steve. By the way. Now your name is Steve. Maybe Steven, if it's a formal event. Perhaps even Stephen, if we're in France.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stick to your training. Your operators are correct in your instruction.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remind me. Who are you, again?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe Dick Cheney. That's why they finally had to take him out.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I so want to be there. Does this sandwich frighten you, Officer? Let's talk about your feelings. Are you too traumatized to have lunch? Do you just eat soup now?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, dear. I guess that Amazon package is staying on the porch. Never a pirate around when you need one.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, good heavens. We've discovered racists. I've also seen these carriages moving about town, all on their own. With no horses!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before Chris Farley, there was John Candy. There are eerie similarities. There's a pretty-good bio-pic about John that was made recently, called 'I like me' that you may be interested in, if you haven't seen it.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure, she'll outgrow him in a year. But he'll have an awesome year. Then everyone will feel awkward when someone talks about 'pulling girls'.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeesh. This place has people looking for AI, like Puritans hunting for witches.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

It does kind of look like they've smelled something stinky, when they get that face on. It's a bit ironic that they look this way when they're tasting the air and letting all of the smells in to see what's going on out there.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I already had an artery blocked, by the first photograph. Totally worth it.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I totally get it. Nobody understands the hopes and aspirations of Background Thug #3. But you're playing an important part. What an awesome dude.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No. You're a collie. Flower.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if you can do anything quick enough, it's kind of like magic. Once, I made a rabbit disappear. But I was very hungry at the time.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you feel left out there, little buddy? Did your nose get cold, without those reassuring cheeks to tuck into? Hey, don't feel bad about it. You're an important fellow, too.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Let's not forget what people voted for. The nation demanded a big beautiful ballroom, and more marble toilets. That's what the History books would say, if books were still a thing. Priorities.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what's the alternative? Not flipping someone? You are certainly getting no sandwiches with that sort of defeatist attitude.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The literal 'kiss of death'. This is why Melania always wears the giant hat.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1