roughtyper

4888 pts ยท April 28, 2012


#46 found the Republican

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sanctity

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cinq-tittty (say it out loud)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't use a space. I.e. "- wax" won't work, but "-wax" does.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you hiring? No. Are you hiring? No. Are you hiring? No. ...etc...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask the company that denies you the ability to fix your own equipment...

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's whether or not you've lived an evil life...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I also feed my pets on Fiestaware...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are these stormtroopers out of their armor?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Domains too: Pen island; Child's exchange; PowerGen Italia. Store, clothing thrift shop, Italian power company.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Short term goal: leave work by 5:00. Long term goal: get home by 5:30.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a diabetic, you've changed something with zero carbs into something with so many carbs that you can't take enough insulin to eat it... -1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I drinking, or are they?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shift

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A restaurant (D.P. Dough) used to give away these bumper stickers with all delivery orders.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*unless it's _named_ meat...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a heartbeat away from "thought crimes"...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In US that's called "sex tourism" and is illegal many places as well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. It's a woman...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Italian cheese toast with pineapple and ham, but I'll never call it pizza...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why? There was a pull tab!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My clothing is almost always of mixed fibers. Straight to hell...

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That included eating the pizza they ordered.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny, in Australia It's usually the drop bears that will kill you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife says the same thing...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on your new toe piercing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*ape

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called bleemis...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0