rostrom

306 pts · September 5, 2017


The wind always blows in the direction of the most asthmatic friend in your company. I’M SORRY VINCENT I’M TRYING TO KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOU!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s not about attractiveness. There are usually very complex reasons to stay. Lack of money to leave, “still in love”, “it’s not so bad”.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

AGAIN why is this on the front page twice literally one after the other!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno he looks more like a determined motherfucker to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best quote ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. True those are spelled dexter. Though I believe the red lantern cat is spelled Dexstarr.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The red lantern cat, the serial killer, or the child scientist?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I too forgive you! (Hilariously though the closest thing I could find was an extensive fanfic community of her and Harry styles.)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which boy band kid? I tried to google around and figure it out out of curiosity but I don’t see anything anywhere about her dating a celeb.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh was I expected to share? Those weren’t both for me? Whoops sorry bae I’ll pick you up something else. *eats their food on the ride home*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is frankly one of the most solid relatable meme dumps I’ve seen in awhile. Stole 98%. Thank you for making the world a better place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d argue the balance is what give the show it’s charm but that being said Terry is bae and can always use more air time.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

However I’m not a medical professional and can’t provide accurate average blood loss rates and is dependent on location of the entry wound.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes but in most cases due to not hitting brain tissue I thought. More to do with a bullet coming out the neck or side, not blood loss rates.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend deserves to scream this in my face daily. Along with everyone else who has the misfortune of dealing with me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.............Pepperidge farm remembers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer flicking a pentagram of doom to show my approval of potential partners.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I agree how does one measure that to provide accurate results? Height is one dimension. Diameter in what direction? Whole ass or one cheek?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’ve said that loads of times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whaaaaat that’s right near me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the countless statements from her brother Ronan Farrow as well? There’s no reason to not believe her other than Woody’s word.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who’s your dealer? Hook me up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate every single person who upvoted this. Every. Single. One.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

At first I thought you meant the Nickelodeon game show from the 90’s...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bff in highschool had F’s or G’s but once she ran and gave herself a black eye with her boob and she’d use them as pillows on her desk.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do they suck or have you reported specific drivers and specific incidents and had them ignored?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your reaction will always be impaired and there is no safe way to text and drive regardless of your level of genius eye hand coordination.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Multitasking compromises your ability to effectively and accurately do all activities. Too much transitioning back and forth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1