569 pts · April 29, 2016
About 9000% sure that cat is going to murder someone, at least in its super cute adorable dreams
Don’t worry, they’re a government employee, they won’t be
I know someone who wore the same sweater to our ugly Christmas sweater party.
He probably won't because he wants to live.
Didn't load right away on mobile, panicked thinking it was a troll. Frantically scrolled to comments, nice save guys
*an
At least
Actually, if animals are given antibiotics, they’re used for something other than food for this exact reason, but that’s ‘newer’
Favorite title 10/10
OH NO THIS JUST REMINDED ME I FORGOT TO GIVE TREATS TO MY CATS THIS MORNING. I've never felt like a worse person...
Thought about starting a business for adding pockets to clothes. Tried doing it once, failed miserably. Try taking it to a tailor, not me.
Demi.....cactus? Instead of demigorgon?
Yeah, but so is all the trash we put in the ocean... so this helps even it out?
But turns out the cat did it but convinced doggo that he committed the crime instead. Sad for doggo. #justicefordoggo
And that’s how a cat adopts you
Idk, looks like he’s being a pretty good cuddle kitty laying next to you. You will always be big spoon.
Slander is spoken, libel is written (think literary, to help remember)
If your career is over and it was never proved you did it, you can sue for libel or slander.
Got it from Grandma. There’s a couch that goes with it, and a foot rest
Totally thought those lights we light up stripper poles....
Perfect use for meme
Had social media growing up, not a dumbass and didn't post it for everyone to see. Not sure why that's a difficult concept
Probs not. Nothing is ever as high as student loan interest. Not even Colorado.
Grandma’s couch :D
Caulking around the windows help. Closing doors to rooms you don’t really use and closing vents. Also, sweats and blankets.
Actually wrote a paper on the cocaine toothache drops. Professor was aghast ????
How can we be sure this isn’t Canada?
About 9000% sure that cat is going to murder someone, at least in its super cute adorable dreams
Don’t worry, they’re a government employee, they won’t be
I know someone who wore the same sweater to our ugly Christmas sweater party.
He probably won't because he wants to live.
Didn't load right away on mobile, panicked thinking it was a troll. Frantically scrolled to comments, nice save guys
*an
At least
Actually, if animals are given antibiotics, they’re used for something other than food for this exact reason, but that’s ‘newer’
Favorite title 10/10
OH NO THIS JUST REMINDED ME I FORGOT TO GIVE TREATS TO MY CATS THIS MORNING. I've never felt like a worse person...
Thought about starting a business for adding pockets to clothes. Tried doing it once, failed miserably. Try taking it to a tailor, not me.
Demi.....cactus? Instead of demigorgon?
Yeah, but so is all the trash we put in the ocean... so this helps even it out?
But turns out the cat did it but convinced doggo that he committed the crime instead. Sad for doggo. #justicefordoggo
And that’s how a cat adopts you
Idk, looks like he’s being a pretty good cuddle kitty laying next to you. You will always be big spoon.
Slander is spoken, libel is written (think literary, to help remember)
If your career is over and it was never proved you did it, you can sue for libel or slander.
Got it from Grandma. There’s a couch that goes with it, and a foot rest
Totally thought those lights we light up stripper poles....
Perfect use for meme
Had social media growing up, not a dumbass and didn't post it for everyone to see. Not sure why that's a difficult concept
Probs not. Nothing is ever as high as student loan interest. Not even Colorado.
Grandma’s couch :D
Caulking around the windows help. Closing doors to rooms you don’t really use and closing vents. Also, sweats and blankets.
Actually wrote a paper on the cocaine toothache drops. Professor was aghast ????
How can we be sure this isn’t Canada?