romanoki

569 pts · April 29, 2016


About 9000% sure that cat is going to murder someone, at least in its super cute adorable dreams

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry, they’re a government employee, they won’t be

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I know someone who wore the same sweater to our ugly Christmas sweater party.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He probably won't because he wants to live.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't load right away on mobile, panicked thinking it was a troll. Frantically scrolled to comments, nice save guys

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*an

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At least

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Actually, if animals are given antibiotics, they’re used for something other than food for this exact reason, but that’s ‘newer’

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Favorite title 10/10

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OH NO THIS JUST REMINDED ME I FORGOT TO GIVE TREATS TO MY CATS THIS MORNING. I've never felt like a worse person...

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Thought about starting a business for adding pockets to clothes. Tried doing it once, failed miserably. Try taking it to a tailor, not me.

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Demi.....cactus? Instead of demigorgon?

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Yeah, but so is all the trash we put in the ocean... so this helps even it out?

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But turns out the cat did it but convinced doggo that he committed the crime instead. Sad for doggo. #justicefordoggo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that’s how a cat adopts you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, looks like he’s being a pretty good cuddle kitty laying next to you. You will always be big spoon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slander is spoken, libel is written (think literary, to help remember)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If your career is over and it was never proved you did it, you can sue for libel or slander.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Got it from Grandma. There’s a couch that goes with it, and a foot rest

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Totally thought those lights we light up stripper poles....

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Perfect use for meme

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Had social media growing up, not a dumbass and didn't post it for everyone to see. Not sure why that's a difficult concept

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probs not. Nothing is ever as high as student loan interest. Not even Colorado.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Grandma’s couch :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caulking around the windows help. Closing doors to rooms you don’t really use and closing vents. Also, sweats and blankets.

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Actually wrote a paper on the cocaine toothache drops. Professor was aghast ????

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How can we be sure this isn’t Canada?

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