rollerskater69

494 pts ยท March 25, 2017


Yeah, this is just a Lou Reed song.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's never easy, but you are doing what's best for your best friend. Wishing you peace in your grief

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I check 17 times that this was written by Andy borowitz. Too real.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they don't fake injuries

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really cool post! Some of the old fitz may be from when pappy himself was making it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but this guy isn't a Republican sissy, so he can't complain about a mask

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A big chungus

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forever winking

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It just seems so unnecessary to have exotic pets in general.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the enraged cheeto as much as the next guy, but these flags could be unofficial and made with trademark infringement

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A little bit of blood rushed into my penis

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking Florida. It's full of people who wanted to move to florida when they grew up but never matured to realize it's a lawless swamp

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nationalization has been the only answer for airlines for a couple of decades now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you watch fox news for anything but to learn about terrible journalism, you're an absolute turnip

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gave him a beautiful life. He knows this and you know this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this, I would like to see more like this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well this is next level capitalism

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The south will rise again, because educated people from the Northeast and Midwest are moving there in droves

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Hopefully I die at work and it's a major inconvenience for them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has a little bit of a Lou Reed vibe

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let me just grab my sausage infused whiskey

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We got a fascist!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Wow, he's even more of a hero than previously thought

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 22

Hey, you win some, you lose some. I have the same problem, but had a great time tonight anyway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've done a great job, and this was delightful to see!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is great, and I'm glad it made you feel better! Win win

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the Chicago memes by someone who has obviously never been to Chicago. Amazing city with a few bad areas.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nope, just smaller versions of the adult

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wings just let you know when its sexually mature, but the immature basically looks like the adult. Think of a fly vs a maggot. Major change

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0