rocket2moon

4137 pts ยท June 6, 2013


I'm 24. I'm a lady. I'm a Texan. Etc.

She loves the shit out of bread.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I work as a kennel tech at a dog daycare in Texas too! It's so hard when a regular has to be put down. I feel like I lost one of my own.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at scuba butt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played the timpani in university and the tuning gauges were broken - I had to tune by feel during our half time shows since I couldnt hear

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine said they'd have theirs in the mail to me around Dec 27th. Still waiting....

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Possibly. I'm not sure yet if I'm going to the crawl. But if I do then I would like to catch a drink. Msg me, this thread is getting long.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well the crawl will have amazing photo opportunities.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds terrible. But also sounds about what I'd expect. But I'm down for it. I live in the area anyway. Doing the pub crawl on Halloween?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm down. Seems like plenty of people in Houston.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to go every Wednesday for dollar wells after I'd get off work.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wassup Houston hit me up if y'all want to chill, we can fuck up some laser tag or something.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Montrose in the house. I live by avant garden.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sheltie I got when I was six died when I was 17. God speed, little sheltie. Live forever. <3

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Somewhere, someone has discovered their new fetish.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

According to the waiter, when I put a live turtle on my plate while I eat it's "unsanitary" and "grounds for psychiatric intervention".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You still look ready for a hole in one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in an efficiency apartment so I kind of sleep in a tissue box. I know that feel, Omar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'd bike to the food truck. Maybe. So hot. I just meant driving on this side of town in general. Traffic, bruh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bike to and from work in Montrose, about ten minutes each way, and just that makes me all swampy. But I work with dogs so they don't mind.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live like two minutes from there. At this point I get nervous if I drive too long without ass-numbingly-long traffic lines.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fact, each spot taken adds an inch.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Everyone needs to stop sucking their own dick.

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 12

Reddit..... pls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For fifty five dollars, he better be covering up the coordinates to a bounce house made of actual boobs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The center of my face feels offended.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

his name by being a selfish little shit head (like, amazingly so) for the first year or so I had him And because he's black.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My cat Kanye looks so similar. Also loves his boxes, and knocking everything off counters, andleaving paw prints on my car. He earned (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It did lul me into an "everything's going to be good" attitude. Played n64 games Surrounded by puppies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does not. That'd be pretty baller though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0