7304 pts · December 6, 2015
I don't give a shit about what I say on Imgur.
If they have potato vodka it’s all good.
Freedom to procreate or not. Plus we will need all these wage earners to pay for our healthcare when we are old.
Potato shakes!
Die Hard
No LoJack?
No. Otherwise we will also need meme and complaining licenses.
Blew that load too fast.
So no indent on that ring finger. No questions. I find it hard to believe there weren’t signs.
To get that shit you need to not give a shit. Quite a conundrum.
So you didn’t know? Otherwise he wasn’t just willing to ruin his marriage. You were too.
Goes great with prescription meds.
Your significant other agrees after three of those beers.
Allegations are neck and neck? Great editing.
Ever since the election every choice is going to “destroy the republic” or “take my rights away”. SJW are shitcakes.
Probably blacked out, too.
Our seventh grade gym team used to make the boys jump for towels on the way out of the shower. That was harassment.
Feels like that living in Philly year round. Welcome to the party.
I live right on the other side of the river.
Yeah, when you don’t have a back roll flowing out.
Dog is now part of the #metoo movement.
Needs a laser pointer to distract other cats to better target them.
The loss of life is so....delicious.
Stick your meat on it next.
Recipe or we don’t believe it.
Or pick something like an MSc or PhD is biology or chemistry and don’t pay a cent.
Might want to braid those sideburns.
Still don’t see the attractiveness of hogrings.
Just like making tiny houses illegal. Let’s get people fed, clothes and housed.
Dating advice. Swipe left.
If they have potato vodka it’s all good.
Freedom to procreate or not. Plus we will need all these wage earners to pay for our healthcare when we are old.
Potato shakes!
Die Hard
No LoJack?
No. Otherwise we will also need meme and complaining licenses.
Blew that load too fast.
So no indent on that ring finger. No questions. I find it hard to believe there weren’t signs.
To get that shit you need to not give a shit. Quite a conundrum.
So you didn’t know? Otherwise he wasn’t just willing to ruin his marriage. You were too.
Goes great with prescription meds.
Your significant other agrees after three of those beers.
Allegations are neck and neck? Great editing.
Ever since the election every choice is going to “destroy the republic” or “take my rights away”. SJW are shitcakes.
Probably blacked out, too.
Our seventh grade gym team used to make the boys jump for towels on the way out of the shower. That was harassment.
Feels like that living in Philly year round. Welcome to the party.
I live right on the other side of the river.
Yeah, when you don’t have a back roll flowing out.
Dog is now part of the #metoo movement.
Needs a laser pointer to distract other cats to better target them.
The loss of life is so....delicious.
Stick your meat on it next.
Recipe or we don’t believe it.
Or pick something like an MSc or PhD is biology or chemistry and don’t pay a cent.
Might want to braid those sideburns.
Still don’t see the attractiveness of hogrings.
Just like making tiny houses illegal. Let’s get people fed, clothes and housed.
Dating advice. Swipe left.