This is Cillian Flynn O'Connor.
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This is Chesterfield Hootenanny IV, author of sea chanty's, keeper of handshakes, owner of himself. It's his 77th birthday. He's alone in the park today, eating a sandwich, and casing the bank across the street. Excited for tomorrow.
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This is Jonathan Coates, but the locals only refer to him as The Fisherman. He's terrified of the water, so he keeps to the docks. The number of beers he drinks far outnumber the fish he catches. He doesn't care.
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This is Herman. He's a disgraced tugboat captain.
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This is Alabaster Bhoneandle, aka "The Canary". He spent his life working the coal mines in northern Alberta. His mother warned him about a life underground, but he never listened. Now his skin will never be reminded of what it is to be clean. His right h
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Got this in the mail today.
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This is the watch tower. It was created as a means to cure the streets of solicitors, but they just can't be stopped. Now it rests disposed, arguing with itself over what channel to put on.
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It's my cake day. Here's an old t-shirt.
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New skull made from cedar. For the finish I used a cherry stain and a mix of beeswax and mineral oil.
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Here's a telemarketer for a mafia hitman service, a disgraced tugboat captain, a dude just trying to understand both sides of the story, a gentleman wizard, and a man on his last day at work before retiring from the Bear Taming Grenade Farm.
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This is Holter Reid Wrathston. Retired golden gloves champion. He now manages a grandfather clock repair shop and moonlights as an exotic dancer.
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An ice cream vending machine.
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Family
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I carved vampire monkey skulls during my lockdown. I used some old cedar I got from when we took down the back deck. The tools I used were chisels, a drill, a dremel kit, box cutters, and a lot of sandpaper. It was incredibly meditative.
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Super Plumber Guy
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Rain from a cab
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Skulls made from cherry wood.
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A student of mine had a birthday party for her hedgehog.
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This is Cliffton Abernathy. He eats his vegetables raw and he keeps one hand in his pocket, just in case.
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The BBQ place near my apartment motivates me to eat as much as I can.
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Three things in my house that get used a lot.
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Fish slippers
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Sign
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Reincarnation
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Title
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Coworker Richard has a lot of time on his hands.
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When you forget to bring a condom and all she has are Magnums.
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Rainy bus ride
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My favorite Lonely Island song.
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When our boss asks us if we're prepared to go above and beyond.
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The paint chipped to look like a dog.
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When you see it.
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Hold on
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Warning
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Rainy night in Ulsan, Korea.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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I am a teacher in South Korea and recognized this kid from an Imgur post a while back.
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My friend just posted these to Instagram.
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Fashion
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Here's a closer look at that car in Ottawa.
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Moving into a new apartment in South Korea. They have these to bring your things to the window.
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I just turned 40! Have a haiku.
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My friend got a handbag
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The look of slight shock.
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Delicious
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Draw me like one of your French girls
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Finally
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Just a bit of typhoon
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Caught in a downpour
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We could all use this at some point.
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Students were asked the difference between being glad and sad.
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At the beach
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I left my desk to go on break and came back to new wallpaper. My coworker is fantastic.
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Rainy night in Hanoi, Vietnam.
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My friend teaches the reincarnation of The Three Stooges
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They posted an inspirational poster in my school. One is a bit insulting, but 3 out of 4 isn't bad.
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A vending machine for flowers
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My coworker Richard strikes again. He covered up the pictures of my students with pics of Patrick Swayze. They're not even printed at work, dude had them actually developed. Need to start plotting my revenge ASAP.
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This kid
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