reverseclopper

64 pts ยท November 15, 2012


As another chemist, I think this graph would be more informative with a logarithmic y-axis.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat a million dicks, please. All in one sitting. Eat them until your stomach bursts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I suggest the same to you, you petulant man-child.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't drive as fast as you think you can. You are endangering me. You are endangering children. The speed limit exists to protect you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[2/2] acting like a child and I'll stop treating you like one. Adults consider the safety of others when they act.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maintaining a safe speed is something I can do passively. Becoming a police officer would require me to give up my career. Stop [1/2]

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but you know who is worried? ME. Because people who speed are putting MY life in danger. So fuck you guys. In both eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*obstructing traffic at the speed limit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only six states require you to move right if you are obstructing traffic. In any state, you can be ticketed for going faster than the limit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. My god. Did you even read it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maximum speed is. If you go faster, you're endangering yourself and others. So yes. Yes it is perfectly okay. [2/2]

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, there are these really smart people called 'traffic engineers' and they spend a lot of time figuring out what the safest [1/2]

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The speed limit is exactly that: A LIMIT. You can't go faster. Ever. For any reason. Unless your car is an ambulance or something.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I don't know about you, but I passed the driving test on my first attempt, and that's bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a huge difference between "courtesy" and what I can do without being pulled over and ticketed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My guess is that it fell out. Also it was probably too long; walking around with something poking your sigmoid colon is uncomfortable.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Come here. Let me teach you~

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw, we make glass out of silica. Silica and silicone are both made of silicon (with other elements).

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I look over at people who pass me when I'm going the speed limit to see if they look as stupid as they obviously are.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for going faster than the limit, where are people who want to drive the speed limit supposed to drive, exactly? (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So, tell me- if the slow lane is legally intended for people who need to go slower than the limit, and you are claiming the fast lane (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of the way lights are timed, speeding through one is likely to get you caught by the next, negating any time saved.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For science? How about to kill the goddamn Racnoss?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blood used in certain types of rituals won't ever dry, silly!~

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Slowing down? My friend, you're not using enough fans. More fans. Drive your race to extinction building fans.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say that as a joke, but it would technically be possible to change the spin of the Earth with fans. Not turbines, but fans.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not being able to find my dildo is the only reason I ever clean my bedroom.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seeing as though I've never heard of b/27, the suggestion that I've spent a year studying his work is quite a complement.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never found any other ethnicity to have a consistent smell across all members. Also, I'm pretty sure you smell like curry.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0