Found a new pickup line....
Just one more
People tend to sleep at night.
My reaction to 80% of the names I see in "celebrity" news.
My thought when I read that charges have been filed in the Mueller investigation.
Living in Florida
Happy United States Day!
No, just.......no
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
At least it's accurate
I hate my local radio stations.
My reaction as a Floridian when I find out schools in Philly are closing early for a record high of 93 degrees.
Fallout has ruined me.
Too soon?
Spending my cake day at work on a Saturday with a hangover.
MRW I overhear a woman trying to explain why men do certain things or how they feel about things and she's not even close to being right.
Found this gem while looking through old pic folders.
I can't sleep, Imgur. Help me count these.
Merry Christmas from Florida
Trying to talk to outsourced customer support.
Just a few pics I took after the hurricane in Tallahassee.
I don't know how people live with the yapping
I'm drinking gin, not HIM.
MRW I'm alone in a grocery aisle and fart right as someone turns down it.
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When it's 3:11am and you're the only one up still wanting to drink.
I'd love to wake up because I've actually slept enough and not from some random noise
When I start thinking my post has momentum
MRW I'm trying to sleep and people keep interrupting it.
Wise and relevant words from over 70 years ago.
Hurricanes fans right now
MRW I realize that college football is less than a week away.
My thoughts right now as a Tallahassee resident
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Florida Man Strikes Again
Pretty much
MRW I get a job offer after 6 months of unemployment.
Like a well oiled machine. (see description)
Me trying to walk after sitting on the toilet too long browsing Imgur
Resistance is Futile
MRW a post has enough upvotes to make the FP but the comments are overwhelmingly negative
MRW someone makes a popular reference to a show I've never seen.
As an american browsing late night user sub
Indeed
My friends are cutting pork out of their diet and I'm just here like..
The worst in people comes out when they have no oversight yet provide it to hundreds
Excellent question
MRW I'm browsing 4Chan and stumble across a thread of questionable legality
Silver Lining
1, ah-twohoo! Ah-three.....
My thought most of the time when I see a Confession Bear with a wall of text in the description
To all the people saying correcting spelling admits defeat in a debate
Let the ignorance commence
When I sink the final shot in beer pong to win the game
I hate the dick who came up with the idea
MRW the same guy who always has cigarettes and pot never has toilet paper or dish soap
Cause he's got a great big........personality
MRW a comment I made pisses someone off and I find all of my gallery posts down by one vote.