retailguy

2032 pts · August 26, 2015


Egg or shrimp?

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More than worth a try

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had a boss that YEEHAW-ed a tow motor up the ramp and right through the floor of the trailer. Was hell to pull out.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might wanna add 'Doesn't listen to anything Christ teaches.'

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They had heater boxes...fresh air over over heated exhaust pipes. Had a 1968 Bug. Heater boxes were rusted open - ALL SUMMER! very hot inside. Hit a big pothole right after the first real snow of the year and goodbye heater boxes. This was in the winter 1977 when the temperature dropped to below -10 or more on a regular basis. Had to scrape an ice free patch on the INSIDE of the windshield to see even a little.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

humans have been doing drugs for thousands of years. That's more than enough time for drug use to be in our genes. Deal with it, make it better and safer for the user. Collect taxes on drug distribution. When you see a line of addicts waiting for heroin, you don't think that's cool, you think that's sad. Take the mystery and thrill out. Zero tolerance means zero thought.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Handrails and counters - lunch, sales, bathrooms, escalators, stairs (anywhere people put their hands) are the dirtiest (i.e. most germ laden! Not good ole dirt) places in public. Way more filthy than any place in the bathroom... unless there is pile of shit you might touch.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they used a fuckton! Young beautiful people all together for some competition and some fun!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Managed one of the largest independent video stores in country, 20K+ titles. People would come from all over to get off-beat or hard to find movies. Would get asked for recommendations for 'something different or weird'. PF was always a good choice, along with "Sweet Movie", "Koyaanisqatsi", and "Eraserhead".

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The movie is "Pink Flamingos". it's about a rich couple that kidnaps young women, has their butler impregnate the girls, then the rich couple sells the babies to lesbian couples. I first saw it almost 40 years ago and some of the imagery is still quite vivid in my mind.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Read that about 50 years ago. I think my parents bought it because it had 'Jewish' in the title. I got a kick out of it. No way my parents ever read it, no room for the absurd in that house!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Traitors...you mean traitors!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People think 'college educated' means smart. So many colleges have become schools for creating good employees. A critical thinking class should be required so you have some of the tools necessary to understand how our societies work and evolve.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another example of Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About once a week either my wife or I will ask: 'Why do WE have to live in interesting times?'

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't think it's temporary....

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Native American Comanches were arguably the best ever mounted bowmen.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Socialism for all.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been saving a shit ton of fireworks for that lovely day! The bonus is that I'm surrounded by the Make America God Awful people.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After 30 years in retail: Adults and kids will shit just about anywhere (inside cardboard standees, on the shelf, in corners...you name it), the women's room is ALWAYS THE WORST! Got a complaint about the ladies room: Shit on the wall ABOVE & BEHIND the toilet, all over the pot and the floor, almost to the stall door...that is still the prize winner!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how anyone could listen to him speak. Fixed it!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

The sign should be at the far end of the glass.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’ve had fireworks ready for that day for years!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to go out drinking with a few buddies on nights like these (before the damn plows cleared all the sub-division roads), 1 guy would drive and everyone else would hold onto the rear bumper. Last guy still holding on would then get to drive.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first album was 'Killer', was given to me in 1972 and I still have it!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

needs to be devious or they'll declare martial law.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ranked Choice Voting!!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always wondered also...but still don't feel comfortable saying 'Fuck You Lassann'.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0