when you’re eating shredded cheese by the fistful at 3 am and someone turns on the light
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boop D:
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the boston skyline is just gorgeous.
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what’s the weirdest thing your pet has brought to you?
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I mean, the description’s not wrong
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nothing like a nice home cooked meal <3
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so my husband and I really love this korean restaurant in town (and I guess he really loves this blue shirt)
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for your viewing pleasure, hercules falling asleep in my lap :3
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they just live in their teeny tiny homes :’)
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“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” - George Washington
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but like............ why.
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when your phone dies while you’re pooping but you find a nice juicy zit on your butt
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only 16,173.4 shreks until the end of Trump’s term in office :-)
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handsome bois
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The Last Jedi (2017)
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went to make my husband a coffee before he went to work and almost used the italian k-cup
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i’m stuck at work and so hungover help what is the best hangover remedy
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sent this to my husband tonight and he died laughing :’)
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Thought the cup was blasting off for a second there
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breaking bad - a summary
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hercules fell asleep on me with his eyes and mouth open a tiny bit. :’)
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ftfy
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shots fired
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this title is just words and has no past present or future
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someone told me getting married young is like leaving the party at 9 pm...
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Can someone help me find the post that was on the FP a few days ago with Emma stone and some other nice lady from the oscars with their faces all late night Imgur-y
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-heavy briething-
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Just a friendly reminder...
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I've heard the argument for pineapple on pizza...but never the reverse
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newborn hedgehogs are the cutest lil nutsacks i've ever seen before
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:'(
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well... i definitely read that hashtag wrong.....
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wubba lub dub
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i've never found two pieces of spider poetry in the same day before, so i'm sharing them
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my husband and i are poor so we did our best
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had this giant banana the other day. regular banana for scale
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aww, chocolate bear
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they’re evolving...
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which frat is this?
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Taken: A Break
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spoiler alert
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when you haven't seen your man in a while
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i just needed this today. maybe it will help someone else as well.
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ah yes, my own personal motto, "don't be happy, worry"
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is this actual twitter beef?
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\m/
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i haven't had a cigarette in 63 days. hooorayyyy for not shortening my life anymore! :3
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cardio is a hell of a drug, fam.
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