resiler

41872 pts · February 26, 2012


Roll for anal circumference

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking woman

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alternative facts

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As opposed to the Finnish, "Vaht da Fuck! (It is comepletely crush-ed)"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These locks are pretty tough with a backward-spiral double keywa-*click* oh, I got it. Well, that was faster than I thought it would be.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, man, Jesus isn't even on the same continent as this thing...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But the theme song is only about a minute... how deficient is this other person that it took more than that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They had AI-generated names back then?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Earth. That narrows it down...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I finally figured out that's a dog in a costume and now I'm more horrified

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

'Issues' yeah, and Genghis Khan dabbled in real estate

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Kitteh is in effect!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If he doesn't have fake feet, he will

6 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 0

Put a white guy dancing behind him. Merc 1-2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mooooose

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back up in your ass with the resurrection!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah? And if Meg was a better drummer the White Stripes would have sucked

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS is a money cat I'm willing to upvote

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whyatt. This is probably his best though:

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"I never touch the tellyphone if I can avoid it." "Why!?" "Risk of infection. Now..."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: ...history for ants!?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dammitsomuch! FUCK! Where FUCK is m- oh, there it is"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh no

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and he'll look down and whisper, "ᵐᵉᵒʷ"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite the Absolute Unit, but getting there. No awe here yet.

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