relsky

348657 pts ยท August 13, 2015


Maximum profits! Non-existent accountability. Privatization is the best.

23 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darn, I didn't have "cannibalistic strawberries" on my usersub bingo card.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Enterprise Risk Management Actuary." That's a real job that exists. Their whole job is to determine the financial risk to the corporation in specific scenarios, and then recommend an action based on the number crunching.

Most famous example is the "Ford Pinto Memo." They calculated that fixing the pinto would be 3 times more expensive than letting people die and paying the families off.

Almost every corporation is utterly reprehensible. It's terrifying how much power they have over us.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay yes, thank you for providing more accurate words. The *concept* of training is simple, but the execution of it can be frustrating.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, is it claw code or claude code? I stay as far away from AI as I can, but at work I'm sucked into it every day.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've absolutely done that before. Most recently when reading Dungeon Crawler Carl a few months ago. It's a ridiculously stupid series while also being fun and insightful. Worth a 5am binge when you have to work at 8am.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen Captain Ron, and now I really want to.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't put on the tank or the mask before getting on the truck, that's after you arrive on scene. Before getting on the truck it's just pants, boots, jacket, and grab your helmet. I've also never seen turnout gear that wasn't set up to step into the boots and pants while they're on the ground, but I assume this is some kind of challenge.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Training dogs isn't difficult, and it's SO goddamn important for keeping them safe.

19 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I really need to go back and rewatch that. I rewatched Legend of Neil a few weeks back and it wasn't quite as funny the second time around.

19 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I need to rewatch this movie

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't kick anything out of bed. But if I'm on the internet and I can be infinitely picky... I don't like the obnoxiously giant asses or titties.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world has always been full of such repulsive people. It's just a little bit easier to spot them now.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New account huh? Other one get nuked? I gotta say, you find some fun stuff.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's several hundred hours worth of tv, and at least 10-12 hours of /good/ tv...

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I worked at a dairy queen 25 years ago. If it's the same as it was, and I have to imagine it is, that cone coating stuff looks absolutely disgusting. When it's cold it's just a giant block of wax in butterscotch syrup in a big tin can.

But once warmed up, it does taste absolutely scrumptious...

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you get it whet stone sharp, I'm sure it could go through that easy. ***Could***. Doing that takes a LOT of practice and confidence.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And even that paint has a finite lifespan in saltwater.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a pretty standard boning knife you can get from webstauraunt store. Probably costs about 10 bucks.

But that guy put in a lot of work honing it to be super, SUPER sharp.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Salt water kills anything and everything mechanical after a while.

But yeah, it would work in salt water. Just clean it very thoroughly after.

1 day ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

#2 having that window be open and not completely shielded was certainly a decision.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It did leave out that fun little part, but I like the movie ending a little bit better.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it could be survivable if you had the wherewithal to seal your mouth and nose, but "survivable" in this case means months in the hospital and loads of skin grafts... It doesn't take long to burn through your skin...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 it would be nearly impossible for the camera person to be more annoying...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 appropriate response.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 not an elastic band. It needs to be an inelastic string. If it is elastic and you stretch it while drawing the perspective would be skewed. Might be interesting to see, but it's not what is shown.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And yes, pedants and assholes, I understand I'm posting this to the internet. I'm not a hypocrite, I'm just someone living through the same hellscape as everyone else and can see fucked up everything is. Yes, there are amazing aspects of the internet. But I mean it's current incarnation and implementation, it's a mistake. Unrestricted, unfettered, capitalist-driven bullshittery and enshittification.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The internet was a mistake.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0