reliot

16491 pts ยท July 26, 2012


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! Words and stuff.

Love you too.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tough shit, life's not fair. Don't like it? Too bad, why? Because I said so.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I want to be upset about this, but I'm not.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... ... ... deal.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've been reduced by 1/10th?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Will fries what?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can only hope.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I use tomatoes in salsa all the time along with bell peppers, while the onion and garlic aren't fruit, i still consider salsa as a fruit salad as there's more volume of tomatoes and peppers than other ingredients.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unprotected hand holding?! FILTH!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I prefer an OS that understands consent.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice people, having a nice conversation.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, at least they'll be consolidated for our convenience.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sign me up?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shoe>shoe>sock>sock...what're underpants?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No boats named "Leaky but whole"?!

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

While I too want him to suffer, that'll just cost tax payers more money, as we're paying for his health treatment...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fuck yo couch...but no really, what kinda snacks we talkin bout?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a 61 and a 62. Loved them, even if they struggled with going over 60 mph.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least you're successful at feeling like a failure, so you've got that going for you.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I wouldn't fuck a Nazi with a borrowed dick...can we just cause them physical harm instead?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about cumflation?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High altitude

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair, I just prefer to not speak ill of my ex.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanted to edit my comment, oh well. Previous comment wasn't a dig at my ex, she actually won a banana eating contest by swallowing several of them whole

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you've met my ex-wife, I see.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I started dry February a week early. I have regrets, though I'm sure they'll fade.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sighs* I'd like to rent 12 "O"'s please.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

/a/QdMgTyE

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought was batocera

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16 year old me disagrees, 45 year old me doesn't like 16 year old me's life choices.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0