rel13

6545 pts ยท June 22, 2017


My German Shepherd knows where we put the laser pointer. If he wants to play with it, he'll stand by the drawer and whines.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dangerously so.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Lord, that storm this past weekend was quite something. I had to drive in it from Houston to Lufkin, and that was one stressful drive.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mine is the dog at the park that won't stop humping the other dogs.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His name is Bevo.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll owl-ways upvote owls.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Once, some idjit broke into my car while I was working. They didn't take anything, but they did leave their break-in equipment.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of us. One of us. One of us.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read all of these with an image of Martin Freeman in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You cared enough to post a comment. #justsaying

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, I had a job that I had to be there at 4:45 in the morning. I had that job for two years. I totally understand that struggle, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I be secretary?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happens to me all the damn time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a Texas girl (currently in New Mexico but sh!), love EDM and Star Wars, and wouldn't mind snorkeling and getting weird in Mexico.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0