redamancy

8843 pts · August 27, 2013


I lurk, but I like to have favorites. Ergo, I lurk with an account now. Huzzah.

The tendon for that toe can also be used to replace your severed Achille's. But then you can't wiggle the toe anymore (unless it's a thumb)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens where I live every year. One time the goats broke a fence and got on the highway. I stopped to help catch some.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agree. I always call/text if I’m going to be late. If you can’t do the same for me, I don’t have to blindly wait for you to show up.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Amazon kept it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always burnt is always consistent.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My two minpins are going bananas for kitty mews. Older one misses his cross-species bf and the younger one just doesn’t know what to think.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did it in 2008 or so. I got lucky there’s no proof.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I showed this to my mini dobie and he is concerned for your bebes needs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been trying since June 2015 to get it fixed. Had 3 different CMOs in that time and 7 project directors. No one fucking does anything.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have no power. I’ve been trying to get a fix for a very important legally mandated healthcare requirement that is broken at my facility

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never considerd it like that but you’re right. The amount of moving parts involved in a hospital is bonkers. Fascinating and frustrating.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t narrow it down at all but thanks for trying

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn’t buy happiness. But it sure as fuck buys stability and safety nets and takes care of a chunk of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh absolutely. I’d say I’m unable and that’s it. When they ask why, I’ll be brutally honest. I’m a bitch but I’m polite.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Dollop also has an episode about it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. But I would say exactly why I’m not coming.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First date hubs and I had: watching Princess Bride from our own homes and texting the entire time. Still hadn’t met in person yet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi. I’m going to steal this next time my aunt starts spewing dumb shit. Thank you. +1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So basically. On anti depressants.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to double take; thought you were my ex. But you doing fantastic and you should be proud! You look so healthy now. Great work

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it’s the “I live in pollen central as a severe asthmatic and I choose life” button. As well as avoiding farm smells.

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Three days into the school year and teacher had to quarantine already here. We are so fucked.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a skate rink walking distance from my house. We had just taken kid for the first time and got her hyped to skate. Then bam. Covid.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saaaaame. We have until Sept 30 to provide proof or else.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ll let you know. My aunt is currently using the “not fda approved” line but she’s had more excuses than cases in our state so we’ll see.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh nooo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today in my town they blocked an intersection with megaphones & signs to cry that vaccines are unconstitutional Literally playing in traffic

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They survive. Their limbs don’t always. :(

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

male pilgrim figurine’s groin. “This is all he cares about.” We were shocked. “What? Did I do something? I don’t remember” and cackled.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gma got diagnosed right before thanksgiving. At dinner, she took the female pilgrim figurine (kneeling) and smashed its face against the

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0