-2 pts · November 28, 2013
I've got a ten foot snake* for you baby. (*Micropenis)
Welds by Stevie Wonder.
Yeah, coz she was clearly really into salad.
What she doesn't know is that I get aroused seeing swinging balls...oh.
What breed is this dog?
Such warm, very scarf.
Is that Mia Khalifa? I haven't seen this one...
You call it whatever the fuck it tells you its name is.
This is my marriage.
Only plays records by The Sweet & Hot Chocolate,
That's hot.
Looks more like Jack Graphite.
Fuck my fucking wife.
Thanks for the Lynx.
"Yeah, I'll take that to go"
Look at that dead bastard.
If films have taught me anything it's that meteors always smash into barns.
I hope when it fell on him his head went up its arsehole too for good measure.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoDt8wf8e4
Nobody puts Babybot2000® in the corner.
I can rest my beer on the little ones head while I chat to the big one.
"Oh god I need a shit....oh hang on....it's not ready yet"
How quickly can these disperse a potent fart? Asking for a friend.
Yep. This is absolutely spot on. I also wear headphones.
Congratulations. You found where your Grandfather buried your Grandmother.
I've got a ten foot snake* for you baby. (*Micropenis)
Welds by Stevie Wonder.
Yeah, coz she was clearly really into salad.
What she doesn't know is that I get aroused seeing swinging balls...oh.
What breed is this dog?
Such warm, very scarf.
Is that Mia Khalifa? I haven't seen this one...
You call it whatever the fuck it tells you its name is.
This is my marriage.
Only plays records by The Sweet & Hot Chocolate,
That's hot.
Looks more like Jack Graphite.
Fuck my fucking wife.
Thanks for the Lynx.
"Yeah, I'll take that to go"
Look at that dead bastard.
If films have taught me anything it's that meteors always smash into barns.
I hope when it fell on him his head went up its arsehole too for good measure.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoDt8wf8e4
Nobody puts Babybot2000® in the corner.
I can rest my beer on the little ones head while I chat to the big one.
"Oh god I need a shit....oh hang on....it's not ready yet"
How quickly can these disperse a potent fart? Asking for a friend.
Yep. This is absolutely spot on. I also wear headphones.
Congratulations. You found where your Grandfather buried your Grandmother.