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-2 pts · November 28, 2013


I've got a ten foot snake* for you baby. (*Micropenis)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 17

Welds by Stevie Wonder.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, coz she was clearly really into salad.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

What she doesn't know is that I get aroused seeing swinging balls...oh.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What breed is this dog?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such warm, very scarf.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Mia Khalifa? I haven't seen this one...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You call it whatever the fuck it tells you its name is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my marriage.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only plays records by The Sweet & Hot Chocolate,

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's hot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks more like Jack Graphite.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck my fucking wife.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the Lynx.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, I'll take that to go"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at that dead bastard.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If films have taught me anything it's that meteors always smash into barns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope when it fell on him his head went up its arsehole too for good measure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nobody puts Babybot2000® in the corner.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can rest my beer on the little ones head while I chat to the big one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh god I need a shit....oh hang on....it's not ready yet"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How quickly can these disperse a potent fart? Asking for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. This is absolutely spot on. I also wear headphones.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. You found where your Grandfather buried your Grandmother.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0